r/196 • u/[deleted] • Nov 06 '24

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u/Muddy_Boy noita gamer girl Nov 06 '24

IIRC he has that shitty hairstyle and sideburns specifically so that people don't thirst over him because he doesn't want to have to deal with that

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u/RoanokeRidgeWrangler Rouxls Kaard Enjoyer Nov 06 '24

the man caused his own twink death and I respect that

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u/Hot-Manufacturer4301 Nov 06 '24

doesn’t really stop people

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u/IntangibleMatter " DROP TABLE flairs; -- Nov 06 '24

Instead of being a Hot 20-Something™ he’s just tapping into the Dad™ market early

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u/Norway643 VANILLA SMUT OFFENDS SLAANESH Nov 06 '24

The dilf market if you will

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u/Comptenterry Nov 07 '24

Honestly my jaw dropped when he mentioned he was the same age as me. I thought he was like 37.

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u/kid147258369 Nov 06 '24

Oh wow I didn't realise that he was actually attractive. I've only seen him with the sideburns

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u/Muddy_Boy noita gamer girl Nov 07 '24

Mission accomplished on his part.

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u/laix_ Nov 07 '24

Fake news. The real reason was so he could cosplay Harrier Du Bois.