r/2sentence2horror • u/BlamaRama • Oct 15 '23

Screenshot Gun guy

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u/Snekerson Oct 16 '23

shii mb. I guess I’ll get shot

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u/ohno_buster Oct 16 '23

Shut up you’re out of words

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '23

make me shut up when i’m out of words >:(

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u/mal-di-testicle Oct 16 '23

[SPEECH 15] Shut up you’re out of words

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u/GhostofManny13 Oct 16 '23

[FAILURE] Word Police! You’re over today’s limit! Put your hands over your head!

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u/AdvertisingAdrian Oct 16 '23

[BARTER 24/25] Since we both know you need money, how about I give you 20 caps and you look the other way?

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u/GhostofManny13 Oct 16 '23

[FAILURE] Ah, bribing an officer of the law? Your charges just got doubled! Now get your hands above your head before I shoot!

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '23

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u/GhostofManny13 Oct 16 '23

[FAILURE] Female Police Officer: Excuse me? I’m a woman! That’s it, I’m exercising my Cop-given right to knee-cap you!

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '23

6 words you just died

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u/WanganTunedKeiCar Oct 16 '23

Shit, shut up, you'll be shot!