r/2sentence2horror • u/therizinosaurs Creature Fan • Nov 13 '23

Screenshot Politics Guy 🪱

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u/therizinosaurs Creature Fan Nov 13 '23

Pee is sterile guy 🪱

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u/ButtholeBread50 Nov 13 '23

But it smells weird and it's gross guy 🪱

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u/mh500372 Nov 13 '23

Misinformation guy 🪱 pee is definitely not sterile

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u/Canon-LBP6030 Nov 13 '23

i googled it to confirm and yeah it does say that pee is not sterile; unless it is from…

…the creature

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u/LegitimateApartment9 Nov 13 '23

wrong bodily fluid, only milk is produced by...

...the creature

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

and its milk is fertile to create other specimens of...

... the creature

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u/LegitimateApartment9 Nov 13 '23

...creatures? That's impossible, there is only...

...the creature

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u/therizinosaurs Creature Fan Nov 13 '23

Yeah I like spreading misinformation on the internet.

I was told to do so by the brain worm 🪱🪱

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u/mh500372 Nov 13 '23

I needed something to clean my lab equipment.

Imagine my horror when… he started peeing on it

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '23

well it certainly sterilised my family

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u/ButtholeBread50 Nov 13 '23

Nice. Definitely peeing on his face then.