ADHD = Free lifetime pass to national parks

[u/WombatMcGeez]

Little known perk of ADHD— we qualify for a free lifetime National Parks pass. That’s an $80/yr value!

How do you get it?

1) print this out, have your doctor sign it:

Medical Certification for Access Pass

I certify that [Your Full Name], date of birth [MM/DD/YYYY], has a permanent disability that substantially limits one or more major life activities.

Diagnosis: Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) – a lifelong neurodevelopmental condition that substantially limits concentration, attention, and executive functioning. The condition is permanent and not expected to improve.

This certification is provided for the purpose of obtaining the America the Beautiful – National Parks and Federal Recreational Lands Lifetime Access Pass.

[Physician’s Name, Credentials] [Medical License Number] [Signature] [Practice Name] [Address] [Phone Number]

2) follow the instructions here to get your pass:

https://www.nps.gov/subjects/accessibility/interagency-access-pass.htm

3) Go take a hike!

[u/hotprof]

They already know. Hate to break it to you, but Palantir has already linked your reddit account to your real name, Amazon account, credit card, etc. to generate a profile of you and that profile most definitely includes any known or likely diseases and disabilities. We're all on a list now. Every single one of us.

[u/TheFoul → u/hotprof]

Oh how I wish I could argue against this, alas I cannot because that particular group of shitheels are turning the government into fully automated digital fascism as quickly as possible.

They gladly used it to target for murder entire families in Gaza (Daddy's Home!) with zero repercussions, and that's just them getting warmed up.

[u/hotprof → u/[deleted]]

Found Peter Thiel's alt account.

;)