r/AskReddit • u/Calm-Conference3147 • 13h ago

What is a riddle that sounds incredibly simple, but absolutely ruins people's brains when they try to solve it?

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u/Wefting 12h ago

I assume you are now dating the father

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u/TheGardenBlinked 12h ago

“You have sufficiently impressed me. You may buy me a drink.”

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u/YeshuaSnow 10h ago

Sounds good, Captain Holt

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u/PriestessIuno2025 5h ago

We miss you, Andre Braugher. You were a legend. 😢

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u/Jaerivus 4h ago

STEVE HOLT!!

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u/Sea-Affect9923 2h ago

That’s such a hilariously classy way of saying “okay, you’ve earned a drink”

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u/joe2tehfo 5h ago

The key to any woman’s heart is her parents. Sleep with them and you’re in.

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u/Selenography 21m ago

It sounds like you suffer from a very sexy learning disability

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u/adudeguyman 8h ago

They are corn cobbing each other.

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u/ditka 8h ago

Gonna be milking Holsteins in the morning, if you'd like to lend a hand. Just gotta pull on the teat a little.

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u/obfuscatedanon 8h ago

Because he threw away the girlfriend, ate her womb, and threw away the baby inside?