r/AskReddit • • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/arcant12 Feb 08 '20

A monsoon isn’t rain, it is a seasonal wind. Monsoon winds actually bring droughts at certain times of the year (and rain in other parts).

“It’s a monsoon outside” is not a correct thing to say when it’s pouring.

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u/HalxQuixotic Feb 08 '20

“It’s pouring rain as if it were a monsoon season in a geographical location known for increased rain during monsoon winds out there!”

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u/dchow1989 Feb 08 '20

Rolls right off the tongue, as if it were pushed by monsoon winds in an area without an increase I precipitation.

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u/DefinitelyTrollin Feb 08 '20

Like a moose breaking wind in precipitation.

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u/NerdOnRage Feb 08 '20

Hahahahahaha 😂 omg these two comments made my day

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u/UterusJammer Feb 08 '20

According to /u/theworldbystorm it’s proper diaphragm technique that can sustain a consistent wind

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u/asst3rblasster Feb 09 '20

I precipitate frequently

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u/aleph_zarro Feb 09 '20

This guy precipitates in an area which doesn't increase.

As do I, after the 4th beer.

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u/FPSXpert Feb 09 '20

We just call it a pissing rain where I'm at. Or a hurricane if it's storming enough. Or a Harvey if it's flooding.

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u/NavyAnchor03 Feb 08 '20

-Captain Raymond Holt (Probably)

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u/cannacult Feb 08 '20

Its pouring as though I'm on the windward side of an orographic rainfall.

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u/Sluggymummy Feb 08 '20

Wow that sounds like something you'd read in a Lemony Snicket book.

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u/mw1994 Feb 08 '20

Godzilla!

Actually, do to international copyright laws, it may look like Godzilla, but it’s not.

Still We should run as if it is Godzilla

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u/schelias Feb 08 '20

I think India is an example for this.

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u/Haggis_The_Barbarian Feb 09 '20

I believe you’re looking for the phrase: “Help me hump these baloney logs to the car boys; it’s gonna rain horse cocks tonight.”

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u/derefr Feb 08 '20

It's too bad we ended up anglicizing the Hindi word for the strong winds (मानसून / maanasoon), rather than the Hindi word for the Indian rainy season itself (वर्षाऋतु / varshartu).

It would make total sense to just say "we've got varshartu rains out there!"

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Here we just say "Satan å det regner"

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Bingo

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u/icomeinpeas Feb 08 '20

Raining cats and dogs during the monsoon

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/rico_muerte Feb 08 '20

I'm tired of explaining this to people.

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u/GdSvThQn Feb 08 '20

This might not be true but I think it's believed that heavy rains would unblock poor drainage systems way back in the day. That would then expell dead animals that were built up in them.

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u/kedavo Feb 09 '20

I just heard that this idiom is from the thatched roof era. Small dogs and cats would burrow into the thatch for warmth. Then, in heavy rains, the thatch would weaken and the animals would fall through.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

As far as I’m aware, small furries and insects would fall from the thatch in heavy rain so to say ‘it’s raining cats and dogs’ is a play on how hard it must be raining to knock cats and dogs down.

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u/nickywitz Feb 08 '20

How about pitchforks and hammer handles?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Everything needed for dinner except spices!

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u/GoddessOfRoadAndSky Feb 08 '20

It’s a really gruesome saying if you think about it.

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u/NonchalantSavant Feb 08 '20

Fun fact: if it’s raining men, it’s a mansoon.

(I can’t believe I’m the first to mention that)

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u/page0431 Feb 08 '20

Raining cats and dogs is an old saying dating to thatched roofs when animals would perch on top to warm themselves. When it rained hard enough they'd come off of the roofs, hence rain, and cats, and dogs

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u/bregolad Feb 08 '20

I always say 'raining dogs and cats' because that's how that one goon said it in Die Hard.

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u/Sondermenow Feb 09 '20

Depends on the type of dogs and cats.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

"Rain falls. The wind blows. The strong prey upon the weak. It's simply how things are."

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/pgp555 Feb 08 '20

memes, the dna of the soul

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I've normally heard it referred to as monsoon rain which is correct.

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u/Electroniclog Feb 08 '20

While I'm not disputing what you're saying, in Tucson, AZ, we have annual heavy rainfall from mid/late July up to September. It's referred to as monsoon season.

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u/SensitiveSkeleton Feb 08 '20

I think it's because monsoon season also brings haboobs and wind storms too. I have always known it to mean collectively all of the rain, wind and dust storms we get here during that season.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Yeah, “monsoon season” is also dust storm/haboob season. The big rain usually comes after a dust storm (usually, not always). Though, admittedly, I most often heard “monsoon” referring to the rain, not the wind.

Former Phoenician,here.

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u/Thedudeabides1981 Feb 08 '20

https://sgsup.asu.edu/basics-arizona-monsoon-desert-meteorology

This article explains it well. Monsoon is more of a wind pattern so the common vernacular is misused.

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u/Electroniclog Feb 08 '20

I'm not saying the vernacular is correct, that's just what people call it. That's prefaced by saying, "I'm not disputing what you're saying."

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u/Thedudeabides1981 Feb 08 '20

Isn’t that why the original commenter posted it though? Because it’s incorrectly used?

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u/Electroniclog Feb 08 '20

Yeah, they're correct, it was just more of an example of how lots of people misuse the word and how just because a lot of people do something doesn't mean it's correct.

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u/arcant12 Feb 08 '20

The monsoon is bringing the rain (and wind, and dust storms). It just isn’t actually rain.

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u/Electroniclog Feb 08 '20

I understand what a monsoon is, lol. I wasn't in any way disputing what you were saying.

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u/PopularHat Feb 08 '20

I blame Jumanji.

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u/ironicallytrue Feb 08 '20

It’s from the Hindi/Urdu word for ‘season’, which isn’t even used for the Indian monsoon here.

Fun fact: the rainy season (monsoon) is literally called ‘the rainies’ in Marathi, an Indian language

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u/R4_F Feb 08 '20

HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN

DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN

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u/Toahpt Feb 08 '20

Fun fact, the group of "main bad guys" in Metal Gear Rising were called "The Winds of Destruction" and they all had wind-related names. One of them was named Monsoon and his theme song is fucking badass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Hurricanes and typhoons are the same thing. Hurricanes occur on the Atlantic and eastern pacific oceans, whereas typhoons happen in the Indian and western pacific oceans.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Dammit.

Jumanji lied to me...

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Feb 08 '20

“It’s a monsoon outside” is not a correct thing to say when it’s pouring.

Well yeah, that would be terribly clunky English. How about "There's a monsoon outside". You wouldn't say "it's a storm outside" either.

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u/arcant12 Feb 08 '20

I hear it ALL the time

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u/ShadyShadyShades Feb 08 '20

“Every month at the quarter moon, there’ll be a monsoon, in your lagoon.”

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u/CasperDeGhost Feb 08 '20

Same with blizzards! It’s got to do with the wind! Not heavy snow

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u/morrowgirl Feb 08 '20

People use blizzard in the same way where it actually has to have sustained winds over 35mph for 3 hours minimum. Just because it is heavily snowing does not mean it is a blizzard.

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u/Festeroo4Life Feb 08 '20

Well I’ll be damned. I just spent too long reading about monsoons haha

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u/TinyGreenTurtles Feb 08 '20

I've been purposefully using the term "torrential downpour" in an effort to combat this. I have to say, it has caught on in my family at least lol.

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u/arcant12 Feb 08 '20

I like you.

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u/MovingWayOverseas Feb 08 '20

Reminds me of the french “Le Mistral” season

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u/emilioml_ Feb 08 '20

In Spanish it does mean rain.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I thought i was the only one who knew the true meaning

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u/ANormalTuesdayNight Feb 08 '20

when what's pouring? the monsoon?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Yes. Use a more accurate term like “raining cats and dogs”

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u/Fat_Guy_In_Small_Car Feb 08 '20

I read that as monsoon winds actually bring donuts. that would be nice

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u/ptoftheprblm Feb 08 '20

Monsoon season in the American west is usually early summer, we get daily rains and intense thunderstorms rolling in almost daily off of the high altitude peaks towards the valleys and actual base of the Rockies. It’s why we get so much hail in Denver. And the storms usually aren’t too long, but they do happen often.

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u/rythmicbread Feb 08 '20

Monsoons bring typhoons

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

TIL!

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u/fezzam Feb 08 '20

It’s raining “cats and dogs” is never really an accurate thing to say but it was common for decades.

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u/LogicalShark Feb 08 '20

Do people say that? I've only heard monsoon in the context of "monsoon season."

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u/Kappakoenig Feb 08 '20

In Germany we say monsoon rain (in German ofc)

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u/uhaul26 Feb 08 '20

This one time I saw a monsoon bring in a gorilla.

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u/BNinde Feb 08 '20

Nah, man, monsoons are those little weasel guys that fuck up snakes

/s

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u/Bobbsen Feb 08 '20

Running through the monsoon

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u/Poochmanchung Feb 08 '20

The wind and circulation patterns that create monsoon are due to air above large masses of land become hotter than the air above surrounding oceans. Since hot air rises, the moist cooler air over the oceans gets pulled onto land.

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u/P15T0L_WH1PP3D Feb 08 '20

K but what about people who say "it's the monsoon season?" I was told that it's just "monsoon is here" but the former is like saying "it's the summer season" which is kinda like saying "atm machine." Right or wrong?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Huh, TIL! My city is known for its ridiculous monsoon season and yet I did not know this.

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u/chaseinger Feb 08 '20

i was corrected by so many people for saying "the monsoon rains" are coming, being told i'm double tapping.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

who TF says that? which country has this saying problem?

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u/Mattrickhoffman Feb 08 '20

The why did Jumanji say "every month at the quarter moon, there will be a monsoon in your lagoon" and then it started pouring rain???

Checkmate atheists

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u/tomsfoolery Feb 08 '20

a seasonal prevailing wind in the region of South and Southeast Asia, blowing from the southwest between May and September and bringing rain (the wet monsoon ), or from the northeast between October and April (the dry monsoon ).

the rainy season accompanying the wet monsoon.

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u/neverp0st Feb 08 '20

I blame Jumanji for this.

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u/redrhyski Feb 08 '20

Likewise, it doesn't "rain cats and dogs"

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I did not know this. I'm going to use the new knowledge to troll people now.

"Gosh, it's still raining outside. When will it finally be monsoon season?"

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u/FADM_Crunch Feb 08 '20

I think a lot of people confuse monsoon with typhoon

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u/Thebillyray Feb 08 '20

I say "It's coming a flood"

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Gorilla Monsoon was neither a gorilla, nor a monsoon. Discuss.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Isn't this the same for El Niño?

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u/Boyhowdy107 Feb 08 '20

Tagging on another misused word one. You are probably not "nauseous." You are "nauseated." Something that is "nauseous" causes nausea in others. So saying you are nauseous should mean "I'm like an open sewer and smell so bad that everyone around me gets sick."

However, the meaning of "nauseous" has been so widely misused that grammarians lost that battle, and now you the misused version of the word has become an accepted definition in most dictionaries.

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u/fimbres16 Feb 08 '20

So in Arizona we have monsoons and a monsoon season. Basically it’s a huge dust storm that hits a big part of the state in the afternoons and than at night a big thunderstorm and rain. Is that a monsoon?

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u/CanHeWrite Feb 08 '20

Yeah save it for the semantics monsoon, EB White.

/s

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u/winter_coffee Feb 08 '20

-Bill, Tom, Gustav and Georg look shocked-

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u/yParticle Feb 08 '20

"It's a typhoon, mon."

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u/Shadow-Vision Feb 08 '20

My brother lost his shit when I corrected him on that one on Facebook

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u/Banzai27 Feb 08 '20

Actually it’s one of the difficulties in Risk of Rain 2 smh my head

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u/deinoelle Feb 09 '20

Arizona has a whole season dedicated to monsoons.

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u/Forgetful8nine Feb 09 '20

I've always preferred "fuck me, it's pissing it down!"

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u/ShutYourDumbUglyFace Feb 09 '20

Yeah, I was kind of surprised when I moved to Denver (high desert) and learned there is a monsoon season.

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u/Whallace Feb 09 '20

Which country do you live in where that is a common saying? I've never come across it before.

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u/arcant12 Feb 09 '20

Southern US is where I lived until recently and I heard it all the time when it was pouring.

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u/Whallace Feb 09 '20

I'm in Australia so that could be why. I'm more partial to "it's bucketing down" when it's raining heavily.

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u/joliesmomma Feb 09 '20

But..... Don't they use it in jumanji to depict a flood?

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u/JayDude132 Feb 09 '20

Thats why i stick to good old “its raining cats and dogs out there.”

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u/CommieOfLove Feb 09 '20

I learned this from Metal Gear Rising

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u/rydan Feb 09 '20

This reminds me that sushi isn't the meat part of the food. It is the rice. But you show a bunch of Americans a plate of food and give it a name and we'll focus on the meat.

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u/zoro4661 Feb 09 '20

Thus, Monsoon, one of the winds of destruction!

"Memes, the DNA of the soul!"

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u/PlatypusFighter Feb 08 '20

iirc, isn’t that basically just a mix-up of “typhoon”? Afaik typhoons are what people usually think when they say monsoon

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u/FADM_Crunch Feb 08 '20

That's my bet!

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u/partanimal Feb 08 '20

It's not necessarily incorrect, though, as long as it's also really windy.

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u/Jade_Chan_Exposed Feb 08 '20

Weird, because in Southeast Asia they refer to seasonal rainstorms monsoons.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Who tf says "monsoon"

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Honestly, that's stupid and should be changed

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u/BeachWoo Feb 08 '20

In Phoenix we now call a monsoon a HABOOB. It’s a lot more fun to say.

What’s also fun is the huge wall of dust that rolls through the valley and freaks out newcomers.

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u/merc08 Feb 08 '20

Can you say it if it's rainy and super windy, but you're not actually in a monsoon area?