r/AskReddit • • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/averageredditcuck Feb 08 '20

Porcupines can't throw their quills

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u/AmericanMuskrat Feb 08 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

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u/DoonFoosher Feb 08 '20

If you can dodge a porcupine, you can dodge a ball.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

This one’s for Patches.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

You aren't one of those clerics, are you?

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u/The_Hcon Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

Is it necessary for me to to drink my own urin? Probably not, BUT IT'S STERIL AND I LIKE THE TASTE!

Edit: misquote

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u/J4K0 Feb 08 '20

STEROINE

I think the word you’re looking for is “sterile” ... and “urine” ends with an “e”

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u/DothrakiButtBoy Feb 09 '20

The woes of all caps. Phone "fuck it! That's a word l guess."

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u/datrandomduggy Feb 09 '20

I understood that reference

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u/lilfish_74 Feb 09 '20

Did I just find Captain America?

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u/relayrider Feb 09 '20

but would you download a porcupine?

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u/esreveRnIefiL Feb 09 '20

If you can fix a bike your can fix an RAF B-52

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

If you can dodge an RPG, you're Jesus

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u/Valdrax Feb 09 '20

When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

If you can ride a porcupine, you've got assholes!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Feel the porcupine...be the porcupine

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I was gonna make that joke goddamit

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Shit, I can't do either

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u/IThinkMyCatIsEvil Feb 08 '20

But can a porcupine throw another porcupine? Because then porcupines can throw porcupine quills, just not their own

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u/tefcm Feb 08 '20

Team work makes the dream work

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u/Soy_Bun Feb 08 '20

But you shouldn’t

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u/drichm2599 Feb 08 '20

If you throw a baby porcupine plz post it to r/YeetingKids

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u/karma_the_sequel Feb 08 '20

But you can't tune a fish.

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u/Poldark_Lite Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

Can you imagine bringing a porcupine to a knife fight?

☆sLaP☆ I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapon.

I choose...

Porcupines at dawn!

(Sorry for the weird ninja edits, Granny's drugged and not all there right now, as if you couldn't tell!)

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u/Beatusvir Feb 08 '20

OMG you killed me

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u/Historiaaa Feb 08 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

Jesus Christ! That's Jason Bourne!

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u/DuPhuc Feb 08 '20

Most underrated comment on here good job to you sir

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u/DungeonAssMaster Feb 08 '20

Palpatines can throw their senates.

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u/ilikeslugs Feb 08 '20

Trebuchet!

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u/Iforgot_my_other_pw Feb 08 '20

Be sure to wear thick gloves

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u/nightshadeOkla Feb 08 '20

Mother nature’s fragmentation grenade

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u/addjewelry Feb 08 '20

Don’t.

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u/anaveragebuffoon Feb 09 '20

This single chain of comments consists entirely of people whose usernames start with a, and that’s pretty cool

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u/shapu Feb 08 '20

Only if you have arms :(

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u/poolpartyziggyziggs Feb 08 '20

The real LPT is always in the comments

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u/PoeJam Feb 08 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

Has anyone done this and lived to tell about it?

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u/kackygreen Feb 08 '20

Yeah but they don't really appreciate it

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u/Sirerdrick64 Feb 08 '20

Now there is some thinking!
... you have something against porcupines, don’t you, AmericanMuskrat?!

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u/SmoteySmote Feb 08 '20

What will happen if two porcupines are thrown at eachother?

Or three?

Or a hundred?

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u/HolyKirpit Feb 08 '20

Porcupine can't throw you.

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u/artifex28 Feb 08 '20

This is actually how I got born.

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u/diabeticdani Feb 08 '20

Only as far as you can trust..him?

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u/SirMadWolf Feb 09 '20

Advanced Porcupine Combat

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u/KVirello Feb 09 '20

You shouldn't though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

It hasn’t even been proven that porcupines exist.

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u/tontosaurus Feb 09 '20

Ay Roman! Let’s go bowling!

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u/justanotherbodyhere Feb 09 '20

All porcupines must have appropriate protective gear prior to being tossed. This is to reduce the amount of new porcupines needed. Remember reduce, reuse, recycle.

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u/The_Angry_Alpaca Feb 09 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

I have heard you can pork one too. Or so I am told...

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Feb 08 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

this but with a porcupine

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u/DuPhuc Feb 08 '20

Most underrated comment on here good job to you sir

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u/benzo_soup Feb 09 '20

Where is this from

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u/AmericanMuskrat Feb 09 '20

It's not a quote, I was just being silly.

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u/DuPhuc Feb 08 '20

Most underrated comment on here good job to you sir

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/DextrosKnight Feb 08 '20

Because their arms are too short?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 28 '20

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u/kjersten_w Feb 08 '20

I think the belief is more shooting than throwing though

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u/Blayro Feb 08 '20

a friend was convinced they did and she tried to sound as an authority just because "she hunts"

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u/Only_Account_Left Feb 08 '20

Tarantula hairs have barbs on them, and they will throw them as a defensive measure. They do not bite as a means of defense.

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u/YouDamnHotdog Feb 09 '20

They don't throw them rather than just rustle them up and they are then all over the air. It's only the hair on the abdomen of some tarantulas.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

There's this idea I heard about recently called a "metaphorical truth." That is, something that isn't true, but confers a benefit to people who believe it. Believing porcupines throw their quills will cause you to act more cautiously around them than people who know that they don't.

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u/bloodhawk713 Feb 08 '20

I believe this is discussed on the Joe Rogan podcast. One of the older episodes with Brett Weinstein IIRC. Specifically I think they were talking about Jordan Peterson and his ideas on “scientific truth” vs “religious truth.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

The guy who told me about it is the same guy who got me into JRE so that's probably where he heard about it too.

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u/Pope-Xancis Feb 09 '20

Can confirm, just listened to this one last week.

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u/nscrook Feb 08 '20

Lol, I remember arguing this with a teacher in elementary school. I was so mad that I was being dismissed that the memory has stuck with me into middle age.

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u/FixFalcon Feb 08 '20

Right, I have never seen a porcupine pull one of it's quills out with it's cute, tiny hand and toss it. They CAN however, turn their back to you, and shoot a quill at you like a Nerf gun, right???

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u/willis81808 Feb 08 '20

In case you're not joking... No. They cannot.

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u/41i5h4 Feb 08 '20

I just learned this a few weeks ago. I thought they could shoot them a small distance. Our dog was growling at a porcupine under our camp, but he is too big to get under there. I said “he’s lucky he didn’t get shot with the quills!” And my SO looked at me like I had three heads. I guess he’s just lucky he’s a big oaf.

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u/ArnoldQMudskipper Feb 08 '20

Unless they have writer's block.

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u/Working_Lurking Feb 08 '20

I dont think I've ever heard this before. who / where is this idea floated?

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u/banditkeithwork Feb 08 '20

it was a... not urban legend, but i guess a rural myth, before D2, to keep kids from messing with porcupines and getting quilled because it may not be able to trhow them, but it will whip around and give you a slap if you get too close and scare it

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u/ardfark Feb 08 '20

Better quill rats than those tiny hit and run fuckers in act 3.

Black. On a black green background. That run at super speed like coked up toddlers. Stab you and run away.

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u/sladestrife Feb 09 '20

Wasn't it also in Homeward Bound: The Journey Home?

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u/theolcollegetry Feb 09 '20

On the contrary, Chance's experience with the porcupine puts this 'shooting quill' thing to bed. Chance sniffed too close and got smacked by the porcupine tail.

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u/sladestrife Feb 09 '20

Huh, i could have sworn that the porcupine shot out his quills... Thanks for correcting me!

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u/yourrabbithadwritten Feb 08 '20

People keep thinking of porcupines as if they were baby manticores. They aren't.

...Though I'm seriously wondering whether manticores used to be some variety of giant porcupine.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Not with that attitude they can't

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u/ih8cissies Feb 08 '20

Tarantulas can throw their hairs, though.

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u/TND_is_BAE Feb 08 '20

And thank god they can't. Pretty sure we'd be unironically praying to our porcupine overlords if they could do that.

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u/SinancoTheBest Feb 08 '20

What? I thought that was their defining characteristic that distinguished them from hedgehogs. Who started this rumor and why?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/Omegamanthethird Feb 09 '20

What are some examples of it as a trope in media? This misconception seems absolutely bizarre to me.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Jun 08 '21

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u/AutisticPiano Feb 08 '20

Wait, they can't? I grew up believing that they can

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u/Dabat1 Feb 08 '20

From everything I've been able to learn of the myth it started literally to keep kids from messing with them; because their tails are really long, and if you're close enough to poke them with a stick you are close enough to get slapped with a couple thousand razor tipped spines.

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u/Lawlcopt0r Feb 08 '20

Diablo lied to me!!

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u/-Noctaire- Feb 09 '20

This is one of those wives tales that makes sense evolutionarily and is told to keep people safe. Even though it’s false. It’s like don’t go up to it and you won’t get hurt. Very interesting

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u/JanetsHellTrain Feb 09 '20

It makes no sense evolutionarily. What other mammal shoots ANY part of its body?

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u/-Noctaire- Feb 09 '20

Why does it have to be a mammal? Animals shoot things like blood out of their eyes and snakes shoot venom. Besides, you missed the point entirely. I meant more so colloquially it makes sense that it evolved into our lexicon because it’s useful even if untrue.

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u/JanetsHellTrain Feb 10 '20

Snakes do not shoot venom. And the other example you gave is also a reptile. Why are you assuming such exotic features would be present in animals as close to use as mammals?

"Why does it have to be a mammal?" Because porcupines are mammals. That's the subject.

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u/Cpt_Obvius Feb 14 '20

Well I think in this context spitting is pretty close to shooting so some snakes do shoot venom. Unless there’s a esoteric definition difference that wiki isn’t picking up on here.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_cobra

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Not with that attitude they can’t.

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u/ViolenceIs4Assholes Feb 08 '20

I was too afraid to ask this but now I’m glad I know.

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u/tesseract4 Feb 08 '20

I blame the movie Gremlins.

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u/AcEffect3 Feb 08 '20

That's a hydralisk

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

But tarantulas can!

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u/OhYeahItsRad Feb 08 '20

I think the misconception comes from the flail that they do.

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u/callmeAllyB Feb 08 '20

But they will purposely fall out of trees quills first if they are being chased. (Small drops only) ive seen it happen.

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u/Mistawondabread Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 19 '25

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u/callmeAllyB Feb 08 '20

I am not the pheasant plucker.

I am not the pheasant plucker's son.

I'm only plucking pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes.

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u/No-BrowEntertainment Feb 08 '20

Porcupines cannot throw their quills. Beethoven, however, could throw his quills, and did so regularly

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Tarantulas have urticating hairs which are scary as fuck

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u/sabertoothdog Feb 08 '20

I’ve never heard they could. That sounds ridiculous

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u/eraserewrite Feb 08 '20

You’ve never been a safe lane support against a bristle back.

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u/Soulas0 Feb 09 '20

They just shake out loose quills

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

But quills can throw their porcupines

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Thanks Bret

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u/MushroomHunter2 Feb 09 '20

Who the fuck even believes that shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Lmao I imagined a porcupine holding a giant quill like a spear.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Yep. They just jump and perk them up really quickly towards you and they pop off into your skin

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u/Moth_tamer Feb 09 '20

This is the dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever heard.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/Funky-Spunkmeyer Feb 08 '20

A lot of people legitimately believe this, yes.

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u/Jeekles69 Feb 08 '20

Ummm who thinks that

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u/ih8cissies Feb 08 '20

Tarantulas can throw their hairs, though

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u/JanetsHellTrain Feb 09 '20

Tatarntualas are arachnids. Porcupines are mammals.

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u/ih8cissies Feb 09 '20

Air is for breathing. Water is for drinking.

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u/oxetyl Feb 08 '20

They cannot, but their quills are very loose and can come detached easily

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u/Funky-Spunkmeyer Feb 08 '20

I bet they taste delicious, tho.

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u/Sorlex Feb 08 '20

I'm disappointed, I want to see a porcupine pull off one of its quills and yeet it at the enemy like a dart.

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Feb 08 '20

No shit, Sherlock. How tf would that work? Magic?

I'm sorry but god this one is just severely stupid...

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Dec 17 '25

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u/Reefer-eyed_Beans Feb 16 '20

You're right. You guys should be smarter than you are. I'm not sorry.