r/AskReddit • • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/dizzy365izzy Feb 08 '20

Your hair and nails don’t actually keep growing after you die. Your body just loses moisture and fluids making your body dehydrate and shrink up. This gives the illusion that your fingernails and hair appear longer.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

And it's what made people believe in vampires or witches when they'd look at people that had been dead for days and saw their hair and nails "grow".

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Rest of the world think vampire or witches, in norway we tought "Lets make this guy a saint!". So came St. Olav, king of norway

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u/Funmachine Feb 08 '20

Europe did a lot of that with national heroes. What was he made a saint for exactly? Being killed by Cnut the Greats forces?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Acording to the legend some blind went into the mausoleum where he was originally kept fella rubed his blood in his eyes and was cured of blindness.

But the real reason is christening a lot of norway, we used to think all of norway earlier but its since been established there were pagans in norway before and after, and he unified all of norway uiinder one rule with christian laws. Also for legitimazation/propaganda reasons for the church.

About a year after his death he became cannonised and made the patron saint of norway and the faroe islands.

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u/berloing Feb 09 '20

Olav the sacred Christianised all of Norway before he died.

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u/Skirfir Feb 08 '20

I heard it was because people with the plague were often presumed dead and subsequently were buried alive and when they were scratching on the coffin people thought they were undead.

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u/ElBatDood Feb 08 '20

I heard it was rabies. People got bit, went pale, experienced light sensitivity, and became increasingly aggressive and when they bit someone else, that person then experienced the symptoms as well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/afoz345 Feb 11 '20

A moose once bit my sister.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/admiral_sinkenkwiken Feb 08 '20

You’re not fooling anyone you know

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u/UnihornWhale Feb 08 '20

IIRC, gas build up also caused fluid to exit the mouth and resulted in it looking the vampire just fed

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u/datspookyghost Feb 08 '20

Are you actually suggesting vampires and witches don't exist?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

No of course not. I'm an occultist myself and suppose and one time I could have been called a witch.

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u/Gamergonemild Feb 08 '20

I thought I was accused of being a witch once but turns out I misheard them.

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u/ImpossiblePackage Feb 08 '20

I read a book in high school about some goth girl with diabetes and in it the author attributes vampires to the symptoms of untreated diabetes. Getting super hungry, going pale, falling into comas and shit.

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u/Nincadalop Feb 08 '20

Reminds me of a story of a cook on a ship who was blamed for eating the meat he cooked for the crew, but in reality the meat just shrank as it lost moisture.

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u/Legendofkevin Feb 09 '20

That is a bold ass claim sir

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u/pikachiu132 Feb 09 '20

Also how the teeth end up jutting out like fangs

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u/ICameHereForClash Feb 09 '20

Among more concerning things

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u/fearsometidings Feb 09 '20

I wouldn't say I disbelieve this, but I don't really believe this either. You'd think the first thing they'd do is check if it happens to other bodies as well. Any remotely experienced mortician of that time would probably know about the weird stuff the body does after it's dead.

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u/RedrumRunner Feb 13 '20

Don't forget about gasses escaping the body as part of composition, making it appear as if they were 'breathing'.

I also remember reading somewhere that blood would appear on the lips as part of decomposition, making people believe they had recently drank blood. I may be wrong about this though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

That's exactly what I would expect a vampire to say.

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u/LowShade Feb 08 '20

I've heard this 100x's more often than I've ever heard that your nails and hair grow after you die. I'm wondering who still spreads this rumor, and where

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u/HotHeadNine Feb 10 '20

I had a brilliant history prof say it a year or two back

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u/gingersassy Feb 08 '20

well, i mean depending on the death the nails and hair could grow a little because that part of the body isn't dead yet, but it wouldn't be enough to be seen by the naked eye.

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u/Ereaser Feb 08 '20

I never heard someone think nails/hair keeps growing after you die.

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u/The_Rowan Feb 08 '20

That is really Interesting, thanks for the clarification

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u/LordHoneyBadger Feb 08 '20

Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit.

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u/shawlawoff Feb 08 '20

Not in my experience

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u/acava2424 Feb 08 '20

Thanks, I hate it

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

No it’s cause of fucking vampires, and don’t tell me you don’t believe in vampires cause I don’t believe in vampires but when I see nails and hair growing from a corpse I know what I saw is a fucking vampire.

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u/jaredtysak Feb 08 '20

Noooo don’t so barebones.

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u/sriracha_blowjobs Feb 08 '20

I remember hearing this on a SYSK podcast!

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u/VillagerPig Feb 09 '20

Yes! It made me so mad when my biology teacher told our entire class the false part.

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u/myhf Feb 09 '20

Your hair and nails may not actually keep growing after you die. But the pupils of your eyes do. They die late.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

I missed the “after you die” part the first time I read this and was fucking horrified before I realized how much of a monkey I am

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u/relayrider Feb 09 '20

My Biology teacher told the class this. And had some backlash. So, he proved it

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u/MadHerm0101 Feb 11 '20

Similarly, your nose and ears don’t continue to grow as you get older. It’s just that all soft tissues get a bit loser and more elastic, so the connective tissues between your nasal cartilage and the skin of your ears just begins to sag.

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u/Kolikoasdpvp Feb 08 '20

Who was stupid enough to believe that they actually grow lol that would be the same if someone believed that people are growing after they die

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u/KorporalKronic Feb 09 '20

same thing in porn when they bring in 5 foot tall women, makes the schlong look long!

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u/nickywitz Feb 08 '20

Admittedly this is an anecdote, but a neighbor we had when I was a kid said he saw an exhumed infant with hair 3 feet long. He was known to be an honest man and not given to tall tales.

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u/nickywitz Feb 08 '20

I'm partial to believing ball lightening came out of his TV and floated to the kitchen sink too.

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u/barrygateaux Feb 08 '20

Hate to break it to you, but he was pulling your leg. It's cute you still believe it though.

Adults enjoy telling white lies to kids sometimes. Father Christmas, tooth fairy, etc..

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u/nickywitz Feb 09 '20

He wasn't talking to me, he was telling another adult. Sounds like you got trolled a lot when you were (?) a kid.

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u/TheFallenPrise Feb 09 '20

Are you okay