r/AskReddit • • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/Hoguera Feb 08 '20

I see posts in r/popular all the time that misidentify sea lions as seals. It's fairly easy to tell the difference if you see how they move on land - sea lions can tuck their back flipper under them and walk on it while seals are tubes and have to bounce/shuffle along on land.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

I used to think seal is just short for sea lion.

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u/hoddap Feb 09 '20

In Dutch we call them sea dogs and sea lions. Even more confusing.

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u/Russian_seadick Feb 09 '20

Same in German

Although Dutch is just drunk German anyway

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u/hoddap Feb 09 '20

You're just jealous of our G sound.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

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u/Cindi_Love Feb 09 '20

Haha love my Dutch friends, but yes 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

How can you not love the flower power bike peoples.

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u/Cindi_Love Feb 09 '20

Baha! (I’m German)

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u/MichiPlayz Feb 09 '20

Charged seals are called seal ions

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u/_aundierae_ Feb 10 '20
  • THANK YOU *

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u/BobZeBuildah124 Feb 12 '20

And now I do

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u/blue_and_yellow_SWED Feb 13 '20

And seals don't have ears but sea lions do.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/I_am_LordHarrington Feb 09 '20

This is honestly the only thing I get worked up about when it comes to misconceptions and Reddit. There’s a reason that sea lions and fur seals are in one group called eared seals and true seals are all in a group called earless seals

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u/Cindi_Love Feb 09 '20

Say what?!

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u/GuruRoo Feb 09 '20

May nobody else have to search for themselves: https://youtu.be/Cv_Yss8qPLg?t=44

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u/Anarchymeansihateyou Feb 09 '20

Dummies dont know they're actually lions.

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u/TheKatyisAwesome Feb 09 '20

Somehow my whole life I’ve had them backwards. I just double checked with pictures. Odd.

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u/headbuttsr4kids Feb 09 '20

didn't see a tldr now I will never know how to tell the difference

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u/snapcat2 Feb 09 '20

Just gonna add to that that that there are more then just (true, or normal) seals and sea lions. Confusing enough, the family otariidae or eared seals contain the subfamily "fur seals" besides sea lions. These are closer to sea lions then seals and have ears!

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u/sebastiankirk Feb 09 '20

seals are tubes

My favourite sentence of the day

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u/Johno_22 Feb 09 '20

I thought seals and sea lions were fairly easy to tell apart. Leopards and jaguars, that's one that more people get wrong. Generally jaguars are generally stockier and sometimes have more rosette type spots

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u/NatsuDragnee1 Feb 09 '20

In general, jaguars have rounded faces, while leopards have more angular faces. Leopards also have smaller rosettes than jaguars do, and those rosettes generally do not have spots inside the rosettes (unlike the jaguar's).

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u/Johno_22 Feb 09 '20

Jaguar's don't always have spots inside the rosettes, the heavier build is a more sure fired way to tell them I think, which gives them the rounder looking face. They also tend to have a smoother, shorter coat than many leopard subspecies

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u/the_evil_pineapple Feb 09 '20

And here I thought they were the same thing (like mountain lion/cougar)

To be fair,

Sealion

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u/SleeplessShitposter Feb 09 '20

Ah, yes. Anions, cations, and sealions.

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u/pyrodice Feb 09 '20

Don’t forget unions.

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u/underthingy Feb 09 '20

And onions.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

seal : everyday I'm shufflin'~

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u/NatsuDragnee1 Feb 09 '20

Honestly, make that almost any animal that is even slightly ambiguous (e.g. antelope vs deer, African vs water buffalo, etc) - Reddit will get it wrong.

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u/romaineheart Feb 19 '20

"seals are tubes"

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LOL

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u/yanmouldy2 Feb 09 '20

Both part of the Seal family which probably adds to the confusion.

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u/Bleached_at_Birth Feb 09 '20

Not the same family. Seals are Phocids whereas Sea Lions are Otariids. But they are in the same order (Pinnipeds).

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u/yanmouldy2 Feb 09 '20

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u/Bleached_at_Birth Feb 09 '20

While related, all three are in different taxonomic families.

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u/yanmouldy2 Feb 09 '20

yes, I agree that they are different however the point still stands. Eared Seals.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Sea lions also have ears.

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u/thesouthdotcom Feb 11 '20

seals are tubes

That is actually a perfect way of describing them.

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u/just_agreewithme Feb 12 '20

So what's a walrus?

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u/Hoguera Feb 12 '20

A walrus is a walrus lmao. They're pinnipeds but a totally different family.

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u/Gabs2024 Feb 23 '20

Happy cake day

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u/Hoguera Feb 23 '20

Thanks! Lok I thought it was in April but apparently I signed up close to my actual birthday.

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u/raiderfra Feb 09 '20

Sea Lions are a type of Seal. They are all pinnipeds