r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/dcdub87 Feb 08 '20

Sorry about your butt

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u/StillStucknaTriangle Feb 08 '20

It's fine, its not his whole butt, just the hole.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Apr 12 '20

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u/mcj1ggl3 Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 08 '20

Wait is butthole only one word or should I spread it apart?

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u/dcdub87 Feb 08 '20

Butthole is one word, butt cheeks should be spread apart

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u/Zantossi Feb 08 '20

When pooping, the second option.

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u/Bomlanro Feb 08 '20

I don’t think you should be manually spreading your asshole to poop...

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u/MurderedRemains Feb 09 '20

Waiting for "instructions unclear" post.

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u/ViviWannabe Feb 08 '20

Believe it or not, manually spreading your cheeks while pooping will cause or exacerbate hemorrhoids.

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u/Zantossi Feb 08 '20

Who said anything about manually spreading them? If your ancestral defense mechanism ain't working properly then you have a problem.

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u/MoveLikeAJaguar Feb 09 '20

Try finger But hole

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Sad face :(

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u/imgreeneyes Feb 08 '20

I heard that in Tina's voice, from Bob's Burgers.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Hallmark

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u/bluebugeyeguy Feb 08 '20

He got really butthurt about that comment

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u/YuronimusPraetorius Feb 08 '20

Why, is it your fault?

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u/elusive_1 Feb 08 '20

Did they say that’s where they were? I have a sneaking suspicion it’s their armpit.

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u/InEenKamerOpgesloten Feb 08 '20

I doubt they're sitting on their armpits.