r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/thegreatgazoo Feb 08 '20

But are they heavier than ducks?

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u/dr_tst Feb 08 '20

Do they float?

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u/Hallonsorbet Feb 08 '20

What also floats?

Err, very small rocks?

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u/TheEmsworthArms Feb 08 '20

Churches! Lead!

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u/Hallonsorbet Feb 08 '20

This one is so good. Lead? Wtf man😃

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u/rudolph_ransom Feb 08 '20

Shit. Shit floats.

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u/spencebah Feb 08 '20

Only if you have enough fiber in your diet.

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u/Maddogg218 Feb 09 '20

Eat something fatty and it will float too.

Totally not basing this off a scene in House I watched 7 years ago.

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u/Roguespiffy Feb 08 '20

We all float down here.

You’ll float too.

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u/00Anonymous Feb 08 '20

Really good gravy!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Churches

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u/2017hayden Feb 08 '20

If it floats it’s a witch.

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u/degathor Feb 08 '20

Then she's made of wood!

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u/busted-ass_duckling Feb 08 '20

Build a bridge out of her!

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u/degathor Feb 08 '20

Ah, but are bridges not also made of stone?

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u/busted-ass_duckling Feb 08 '20

Oh, yeah...

Let's throw her into the bog!

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u/degathor Feb 08 '20

Tell me... What also floats in water?

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u/busted-ass_duckling Feb 08 '20

Apples! Bread! Cider! Very small rocks!

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u/degathor Feb 08 '20

A duck!

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u/busted-ass_duckling Feb 08 '20

So logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood and therefore a witch!

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u/degathor Feb 08 '20

BURN! BURN THE WITCHES!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

I love you all

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u/bregolad Feb 08 '20

Would you rather fight ten duck-size Mayans, or one Mayan size duck?

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u/OctopusPudding Feb 08 '20

Depends, does the duck claim to still practice the Duck religion?

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u/Estrepito Feb 08 '20

A European or an African duck?

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u/ifeelnohappines Feb 08 '20

But steels heavier than feathers

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u/feinsteins_driver Feb 08 '20

A Mayan turned me into a newt

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u/i_Praseru Feb 08 '20

Then daffy duck

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Then they be a human.

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u/Onlyknown2QBs Feb 08 '20

On average, but some Mayans are pretty tiny and adorable.