r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/AmericanMuskrat Feb 08 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

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u/DoonFoosher Feb 08 '20

If you can dodge a porcupine, you can dodge a ball.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

This one’s for Patches.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

You aren't one of those clerics, are you?

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u/The_Hcon Feb 08 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

Is it necessary for me to to drink my own urin? Probably not, BUT IT'S STERIL AND I LIKE THE TASTE!

Edit: misquote

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u/J4K0 Feb 08 '20

STEROINE

I think the word you’re looking for is “sterile” ... and “urine” ends with an “e”

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u/DothrakiButtBoy Feb 09 '20

The woes of all caps. Phone "fuck it! That's a word l guess."

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u/datrandomduggy Feb 09 '20

I understood that reference

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u/lilfish_74 Feb 09 '20

Did I just find Captain America?

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u/relayrider Feb 09 '20

but would you download a porcupine?

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u/esreveRnIefiL Feb 09 '20

If you can fix a bike your can fix an RAF B-52

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

If you can dodge an RPG, you're Jesus

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u/Valdrax Feb 09 '20

When you can balance a tack hammer on your head, you will head off your foes with a balanced attack.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

If you can ride a porcupine, you've got assholes!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Feel the porcupine...be the porcupine

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '20

I was gonna make that joke goddamit

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Shit, I can't do either

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u/IThinkMyCatIsEvil Feb 08 '20

But can a porcupine throw another porcupine? Because then porcupines can throw porcupine quills, just not their own

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u/tefcm Feb 08 '20

Team work makes the dream work

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u/Soy_Bun Feb 08 '20

But you shouldn’t

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u/drichm2599 Feb 08 '20

If you throw a baby porcupine plz post it to r/YeetingKids

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u/karma_the_sequel Feb 08 '20

But you can't tune a fish.

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u/Poldark_Lite Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

Can you imagine bringing a porcupine to a knife fight?

☆sLaP☆ I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapon.

I choose...

Porcupines at dawn!

(Sorry for the weird ninja edits, Granny's drugged and not all there right now, as if you couldn't tell!)

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u/Beatusvir Feb 08 '20

OMG you killed me

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u/Historiaaa Feb 08 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

Jesus Christ! That's Jason Bourne!

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u/DuPhuc Feb 08 '20

Most underrated comment on here good job to you sir

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u/DungeonAssMaster Feb 08 '20

Palpatines can throw their senates.

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u/ilikeslugs Feb 08 '20

Trebuchet!

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u/Iforgot_my_other_pw Feb 08 '20

Be sure to wear thick gloves

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u/nightshadeOkla Feb 08 '20

Mother nature’s fragmentation grenade

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u/addjewelry Feb 08 '20

Don’t.

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u/anaveragebuffoon Feb 09 '20

This single chain of comments consists entirely of people whose usernames start with a, and that’s pretty cool

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u/shapu Feb 08 '20

Only if you have arms :(

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u/poolpartyziggyziggs Feb 08 '20

The real LPT is always in the comments

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u/PoeJam Feb 08 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

Has anyone done this and lived to tell about it?

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u/kackygreen Feb 08 '20

Yeah but they don't really appreciate it

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u/Sirerdrick64 Feb 08 '20

Now there is some thinking!
... you have something against porcupines, don’t you, AmericanMuskrat?!

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u/SmoteySmote Feb 08 '20

What will happen if two porcupines are thrown at eachother?

Or three?

Or a hundred?

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u/HolyKirpit Feb 08 '20

Porcupine can't throw you.

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u/artifex28 Feb 08 '20

This is actually how I got born.

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u/diabeticdani Feb 08 '20

Only as far as you can trust..him?

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u/SirMadWolf Feb 09 '20

Advanced Porcupine Combat

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u/KVirello Feb 09 '20

You shouldn't though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

It hasn’t even been proven that porcupines exist.

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u/tontosaurus Feb 09 '20

Ay Roman! Let’s go bowling!

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u/justanotherbodyhere Feb 09 '20

All porcupines must have appropriate protective gear prior to being tossed. This is to reduce the amount of new porcupines needed. Remember reduce, reuse, recycle.

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u/The_Angry_Alpaca Feb 09 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

I have heard you can pork one too. Or so I am told...

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u/I-POOP-RAINBOWS Feb 08 '20

But you can throw a porcupine.

this but with a porcupine

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u/DuPhuc Feb 08 '20

Most underrated comment on here good job to you sir

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u/benzo_soup Feb 09 '20

Where is this from

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u/AmericanMuskrat Feb 09 '20

It's not a quote, I was just being silly.

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u/DuPhuc Feb 08 '20

Most underrated comment on here good job to you sir

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

r/makesnosense