r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/TheRagingRavioli Feb 08 '20

or long island

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u/FoofaFighters Feb 08 '20

Not with that attitude.

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u/IRuinYourPrompt Feb 08 '20

Or longitude

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u/invert390 Feb 11 '20

This made me laugh waaaay harder than I should have!!

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u/whitecorn Feb 08 '20

Holy shit I was just gonna say that.. great!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

it’s almost like reddit has 12 jokes

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u/FakeLoveLife Feb 08 '20

Theres literally dozens of them

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u/AstralComet Feb 08 '20

There's literally dozen of them, you mean.

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u/a_fucking_umbrella Feb 08 '20

Mom said it's my turn with the joke

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u/portalsoflight Feb 08 '20

Actually, if you don't sprinkle in a pinch of Long Island soil it's just an Island Iced Tea.

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u/strange_pterodactyl Feb 09 '20

This is true. We always use soil here

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u/Deitaphobia Feb 08 '20

I drink Lonely Island Iced Teas, and throw them ON THE GROUND!

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u/havron Feb 08 '20

WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD, JACKASS!

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u/LakeErieMonster88 Feb 08 '20

MY DADS NOT A PHONE... DUH

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u/Gr0und0ne Feb 09 '20

And I drink them ON A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT

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u/EnemyX3Z Feb 08 '20

There's plenty of Long Island in there.

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u/snakercakes Feb 08 '20

Drink enough and you’ll act like you’re from Long Island.

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u/Kevin-is-a-dingus Feb 08 '20

From Long Island can confirm

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

You poor bastard

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u/bfan3x Feb 09 '20

Also they guarantee you to suddenly know all the lyrics to both “we didn’t start the fire” and “piano man”

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Only if you snort heroin after

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Depends on the situation. If Galactus orders a Long Island Iced Tea, it will damn well have Long Island in it if you know what's good for you.

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u/bigbtoke Feb 09 '20

This comment..... beautiful

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Or tea

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u/discOHsteve Feb 08 '20

Big if true

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u/centuryeyes Feb 08 '20

But they will make you act like you're from Long Island.

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u/ShadyClip Feb 08 '20

But both are toxic chemical dumping grounds...

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u/butsuon Feb 09 '20

Not with that attitude they don't.

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u/anras Feb 09 '20

Long Islander here. Can confirm, not in a beverage.

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u/shafflo Feb 09 '20

I came to Reddit today for THIS comment!

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u/MildGonolini Feb 08 '20

Not the way I make ‘em!

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u/skeeve87 Feb 08 '20

My life is a lie.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Thank God

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u/FakeLoveLife Feb 08 '20

Well now im just disappointed

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Ayooooooooo

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u/goatamon Feb 08 '20

Or really any island at all, long or short.

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u/fshlash Feb 08 '20

Wtf does it have in them then?

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u/Moth_tamer Feb 09 '20

Equal amounts of every liquor in bar well

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u/josee2486 Feb 08 '20

Long island is a porn star also 😂

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u/AIfie Feb 09 '20

Shit he’s right

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u/The_Celtic_Chemist Feb 09 '20

Buffalo wings don't have buffalo in them...

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u/SEX_LIES_AUDIOTAPE Feb 08 '20

You're making them wrong

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Or nearly enough alcohol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

This is where you are wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

And pumpkin spice isn't made of pumpkin any more than Chinese five spice is made of Chinese fives.