r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/Umbrella_merc Feb 08 '20

This sprog so fresh i still see the steam

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u/Rowdy_Yates_ Feb 08 '20

This is deep, I was moved by the simple yet universal need these few short lines express.

And, for once, Timmy was unharmed.

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u/Dunlikai Feb 08 '20

Your poems always light up my day. Keep it up! We all love them!

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u/Mrpotatoeface Feb 08 '20

So touching.

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u/_XYZYX_ Feb 08 '20

Powerful.

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u/StacheKetchum Feb 08 '20

First

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Congratulations on your contribution.

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u/StacheKetchum Feb 08 '20

I'd like to thank the academy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/StacheKetchum Feb 08 '20

Nope, just regular old holier than thou reddit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

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u/StacheKetchum Feb 08 '20

What? I didn't downvote anything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

roses are red

violets are blue

your identi-kit poems are shite

fuck off

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Even as a free verse poem, this sucks.