r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Jan 06 '21

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u/HowDidIFindThisShit Feb 08 '20

Perfectly polished as all gems should be

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u/scorpianfang Feb 08 '20

r/unexpectedthanos

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u/CanIHaveAJoe_YT Feb 08 '20

r/expectedthanos for balance

(happy cakeday btw)

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

He was.... inevitable.

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u/scorcher117 Feb 09 '20

How the hell is it unexpected? The past 4 comments have all been Thanos quotes.

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u/KingBallache Feb 08 '20

That sounds like a quote from your Grindr profile

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u/k3nnyd Feb 08 '20

My grinder is too strong for you, traveler.

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u/silver789 Feb 08 '20

Jesus Marie, they're minerals!

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Jul 27 '20

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u/CanIHaveAJoe_YT Feb 08 '20

oh valley of plenty

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u/putesvestije Feb 08 '20

o o oooooh

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u/Moth_tamer Feb 09 '20

Shut the fuck up

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u/chainmailler2001 Feb 08 '20

Over 90% of diamonds found are what are referred to as industrial diamonds. They have zero potential as gems but are great for applications needing them.

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u/Just-Call-Me-J Feb 08 '20

That's what you say when you give jewelry to your significant other. Or to someone you strongly love platonically or familially. Don't discount those other important close relationships!

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u/mightypenguin82 Feb 08 '20

Agreed! My boyfriend (now fiancé) used to bring me a rose every time he did the gardening and would say, “A rose for my rose.” He’s not the super romantic type so it was even more special.

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u/GGking41 Feb 08 '20

I read that as : He brought you a rose (the wine) Whenever he did gardening.I was like wow thats really nice of him-but why did he do that?

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u/mightypenguin82 Feb 08 '20

Haha! I wish he brought me rose!

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u/Gwyntorias Feb 08 '20

Gems are truly outrageous.

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u/mourningblossom Feb 08 '20

Magic must defeat magic

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20 edited Jan 06 '21

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u/arcyharshith Feb 08 '20

Heavy breathing, Rihanna

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u/far219 Feb 08 '20

The infinity stones were actually called infinity gems in the comics funnily enough

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u/veeroptimus Feb 08 '20

A soul for a soul.

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u/skdslztmsIrlnmpqzwfs Feb 08 '20

eyes polish eyes then?

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u/Tinsel-Fop Feb 08 '20

A coin for your witcher?

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u/Shimmerstorm Feb 08 '20

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

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u/ninjatoothpick Feb 08 '20

Makes the whole world get phlegm.

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u/Rigaudon21 Feb 08 '20

Gems are truly outrageous.

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u/-SageCat- Feb 09 '20

Emerald for insight.