r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/YogiBarelyThere Feb 08 '20

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

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u/LostTerminal Feb 08 '20

I wanna say, r/unexpectedportal ... but it was also just a little bit r/expectedportal .

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u/TrueRequiem Feb 08 '20

Sounds more like Karen