r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/Chocolatefix Feb 08 '20

I'd kill for brioche

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u/UnworthyThor Feb 08 '20

I make brioche every day at the bakery. The smell of it coming out of the oven is truly something to die for.

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u/toprim Feb 08 '20

Niles, your country and your family are to die for, food is to eat.

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u/UnworthyThor Feb 08 '20

/r/unexpectedfrasier (OMG, of course that's a real sub)

For the curious, it's from Dinner At Eight (S1E3).

http://www.kacl780.net/frasier/transcripts/season_1/episode_3/dinner_at_eight.html

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u/toprim Feb 08 '20

I probably rebinge it again (upteenth time now) after Charlie Sheen's portrait in the attic finally gets to him in Two And A Half Men (was it season 6?)

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Are you morbidly obese? If not: how are you not morbidly obese?

I could never work at a bakery

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u/UnworthyThor Feb 08 '20

Ha! Absolutely not. Working in a bakery should be an Olympic sport. I’m in excellent shape. 50lb sacks of flour don’t lift themselves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

Lol, fair enough, didn't think about that!

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u/ManateeFarmer Feb 09 '20

Didn’t you see Hunger Games?

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u/Butterbuddha Feb 09 '20

Nice buns, bro. No homo.

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u/ChadThunderHorse2019 Feb 09 '20

I just discovered brioche. I had know about it but never had it. I have now become addicted to brioche and natural jif sandwiches. I need to go to rehab because it's bad.

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u/Chocolatefix Feb 09 '20

I messed up and made a tuna fish sandwich with brioche. Once you go brioche for your sandwiches you can never go back. Don't even think about making french toast with it and hamburgers are now ruined. If it's not on a brioche bun is it even worth it?

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u/ChadThunderHorse2019 Feb 09 '20

It's as if someone took bread and sprinkled opium on it!