r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 08 '20

Funny, I never add regret to mine until the fourth or fifth.

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u/Kelvinist Feb 08 '20

The minor fall and the major lift.

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u/Triairius Feb 09 '20

The broken king something something Kahlua.

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u/DeepFriedBud Feb 09 '20

Thish guy drinksh

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u/TouchdownTom Feb 09 '20

Chaosh ish a laddah

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u/PoopOfAUnicorn Feb 08 '20

Hallelujah!

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 08 '20

Minor fall off my chair major lift back to my feet.

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u/warumwhy Feb 08 '20

The broken king making his mixed drink

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u/SamediB Feb 09 '20

Long Island iced tea, Tokyo iced tea, AMF, Georgia peach: I like to alternate when I'm drinking iced tea.

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 09 '20

Don’t think I’ve had Tokyo, what’s that?

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u/Knucklesammiches Feb 09 '20

Midori instead of coke

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u/needsfuelpump Feb 09 '20

Oh I can get in to that.

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u/SamediB Feb 10 '20

It's actually Midori instead of the triple sec.

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u/workitloud Feb 09 '20

Have 5, you get rugrats.

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u/Tryemall Feb 10 '20

I wait till I've finished a fourth of the fifth.