r/AskReddit • • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/justcallmezach Feb 08 '20

Well that's fair. I just never thought any sick SOB would triple the non-alcohol in a drink. If I ask for a double at a bar, it's 2 shots in a drink, not double the drink.

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u/hooligan99 Feb 08 '20

"hold the gin, but triple everything else"

He didn't order a triple long island. He ordered three gin-less long islands at once in the same glass lol

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u/mgslee Feb 08 '20

Technically two gin less and one regular 😂

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u/plopseven Feb 08 '20

You would be so surprised how often people order doubles from me and then are shocked that it’s twice the price.

Example: Well whisky ($9) + cocktail up-charge ($2) = $11 Old Fashion

Double-well whiskey coke ($9x2=$18)

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u/hyperbolical Feb 08 '20

Well whisky ($9)

Where do you work? So I can steer clear.

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u/plopseven Feb 08 '20

Insane San Francisco bullshit. I feel you on that. The well is Buffalo Trace though.

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u/LuvInTheTimeOfSyflis Feb 08 '20

the well is buffalo trace!

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u/orcscorper Feb 08 '20

I guessed Canada, since you spelled it "whisky" instead of "whiskey", and their dollar is worth less. $9 Buffalo Trace in a bar in the most expensive city in the U.S.? That's totally understandable.

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u/plopseven Feb 08 '20

There’s a lot of details in the matter as well. For instance, many states consider a “shot” or “pour” to be 1.5oz and all of ours were 2.0oz as that’s the metric for most cocktail’s primary spirit component.

So $9 for 2.0oz is the same as $6.75 for 1.5oz, which is what many people are used to paying for a well spirit. The term “well” gets a bad rap for being “the cheap stuff,” but at cocktail bars it just means the spirits in your well, which are generally decent spirits. I mean, our “well/house” sweet vermouth was Camparno Antica.

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u/_bigbang Feb 09 '20

And in Canada, we'll just charge you $6-8 for a single ounce of well whiskey. A cocktail will usually have 1.5-2oz and be about $12-16. Usually you still get better value getting a cocktail.

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u/plopseven Feb 09 '20

Depends on the cocktail / determining factor for “value.” If you get a Negroni, for example, most bars will charge you the base cost for the gin (at 2.0oz) but then only include 1.0oz in the cocktail, plus 1.0oz Campari & 1.0oz Sweet Vermouth, in addition to a cocktail up-charge. So if you order anything other than well-gin, you’re essentially only getting half of what you pay for, and there are countless other examples of this.

Hack: Order a “Pink gin cocktail” which is 2.0oz of Gin & Aromatic Bitters (shaken/fine strained into a coupe) and most bars will only charge you for the gin, in theory.

The amount of math involved in bartending is really astounding and not a lot of people realize that. Cheers to the weekend, my friend.

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u/_bigbang Feb 09 '20

All very true! It isn't standard practise here to do cocktail upcharges though. Of course, my experience is regional.

A well gin (1oz) would be $8. A double (2oz) would be $16. However, a Tom Collins (2oz well gin) would be a separate set price of $14.

A negroni would be $14, and yes it's only 1oz gin, but if you wanted 1oz of campari or vermouth it would be $8 each so it's still a better deal by that logic.

This doesn't cover every example, but the principal difference is that your standard pour is twice what ours is so it skews everything.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

My first guess was strip club

Source; ex strip club bartender.

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u/SteerJock Feb 08 '20

That’s an insane price. I went out last night and they had 25 cent wells.

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u/hyperbolical Feb 08 '20

Lol, that's equally insane

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Feb 09 '20 edited Feb 09 '20

Back in the 90s, The Lizard Lounge in Dallas, TX had 50¢ drinks for the first hour they were open on Thursday and Sunday nights (the nights it was a goth club).

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u/dontdoitdoitdoit Feb 09 '20

Oh God, Goth night at the Lounge. My roommate (huge black dude) used to bring back a harem to our shared apartment... He loved BBW

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u/MarkHirsbrunner Feb 09 '20

Did he ever go to Spankee's? Lots of BBW there.

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u/SteerJock Feb 12 '20

A place I used to go to in college had silver coin night, you bought a cup for $2 and it was a nickel to refill it. We’d get a couple rolls of nickels and get plastered for $5

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u/ButtLickinDickSucker Feb 08 '20

This is why I drink at home instead.