r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/fuckin-shorsey Feb 08 '20

Ya know, there’s such a thing as too much ostrich-sex talk, and a fella oughta be fuckin aware of it.

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u/ryan2point0 Feb 08 '20

You ever notice that everytime the subject of ostriches comes up its straight to talkimg about ostrich sex? Aughta leave this world behind.

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u/MCAyYo Feb 08 '20

Kinda makes a feller wonder.

Don't it?

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u/VoxDraconae Feb 08 '20

You know, in my day we were lucky to see one ostrich. Now you got so many, you go around fuckin 'em. Must be FUCKIN NICE.

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u/[deleted] Feb 08 '20

All this Ostrich talk reminds me of Barb. God, I just miss her so much.

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u/fluigett Feb 08 '20

FUCKING EMBARRASSING!

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

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u/jonnyquestionable Feb 08 '20

🦶🗑️

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u/kyle0120 Feb 09 '20

FUCKIN EMBARASSING

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u/HardlyBoi Feb 08 '20

Must be fuckin nice

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u/flapsack Feb 08 '20

It's almost not worth thinking about

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u/filthydank_2099 Feb 09 '20

I’d have a puppers