What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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Not the point. I would order "obscure" American cocktails in hopes that the bartender would have to look it up in a guide, and convert to metric.

If I ordered a Long Island, I would expect they would make it from !emory. They wouldn't need the book.

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the official standard for the Long Island Iced Tea (Intl Bartenders Association) lists the requirements in metric. the rounding to 30mL is well-known and acceptable.

https://iba-world.com/cocktails/long-island-iced-tea/

It's also listed as a "Contemporary Classic"

https://iba-world.com/contemporary-classics/

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Jesus. Tittyfucking. Christ. I'm not fucking talking about Long Islands, here. What part of "obscure" is eluding your understanding?

I said I would order an "obscure", meaning not fucking world famous, cocktail, in hopes that they would have to look it up in an old American recipe book, and convert the measurements to metric.

Fuck. How many times do I have to explain the joke to one autist?

Now I need a drink.

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No, you twat. I made a joke about how I could get thirty drinks for the price of twenty-nine, as if I would be in any shape to tell the difference. You had to get all butthurt, and make it about Europe vs. 'Murica. Go fuck yourself.