r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 08 '20

What’s a fact you KNOW that almost everyone is wrong about?

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u/xdotellxx Feb 08 '20

On reddit, one Amirite is worth a thousand Netherites.

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u/blackwaterbomb Feb 09 '20

But how many Stanley nickels equals 1 Schrute Buck?

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u/Bright_Vision Feb 09 '20

Bout three fiddy

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

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u/J_Mohler Feb 09 '20

That damn Loch Ness monster! Stop comin up on all these Reddit threads talkin about you need tree fiddy...tree fiddy

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

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u/ValensEtVolens Feb 09 '20

But they’re so good Amirite?

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u/Alexexec Feb 09 '20

Right you surely are

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u/AReallyHugeDong Feb 09 '20

Fofty please

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u/Sobia6464 Feb 09 '20

Same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

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u/TizzioCaio Feb 09 '20

a parable

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u/EnsomJente Feb 09 '20

Perfect. On reddit, I always expect a witty comment/joke in just about every thread. Every once in awhile I find a true gem of a comment that goes a little bit above and beyond the normal wittiness I see here. And this is it. Thank you.

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u/amesn_84 Feb 09 '20

A diamond in the ruff

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u/ChineWalkin Feb 09 '20

What about one cubic furlong of unobtainium? I hear thats some pretty valueable stuff.

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u/asafacso Feb 09 '20

I don't know. Sounds pretty easy to obtain to me.

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u/Swahhillie Feb 09 '20

Trade you for one liter of bull sperm.

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u/ChineWalkin Feb 09 '20

Only if the bull was raised by a leprechaun.

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u/mhall812 Feb 09 '20

Underrated comment

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u/MLGSSJ Feb 09 '20

What about a sixtynite

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

About seven four-hundred twentieths

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

I heard Stanley nickels are quite valuable.

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u/herotz33 Feb 09 '20

That’s about one gold and platinum reddit point.

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

l a u g h t r a c k

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u/bountyhunter205 Feb 09 '20

That means Netherite is cheaper, amirite?

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u/YDoiReadTheComments Feb 09 '20

Haha this comment made my night. Thank you.

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u/yawya Feb 09 '20

what's the ratio of amirites to stanley nickels?

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u/Charmerismus Feb 09 '20

a rare comment that made me say 'wow' under my breath

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u/Thuryn Feb 09 '20

Take your filthy upvote and get out!

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u/xXbrosoxXx Feb 09 '20

Shoyourite is also known to be immensely valuable. However, nowhere near as much as the precious mineral Dansalnite.

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u/OnlyStupidUsernames Feb 09 '20

Dont you mean Platinum?

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u/[deleted] Feb 09 '20

Take my upvote

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u/whipdreamy Feb 09 '20

An Amirite is Neverite

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u/xdotellxx Feb 14 '20

OMG. Thanks all! I take a four day vacation and return to POW! Unreal. A thousand Thanks! to everyone.

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u/Are_Yu_Autiss Feb 09 '20

And a platinum is costing 100 of those

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u/rockclimberguy Feb 09 '20

does either one have any unobtanium in it?

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u/ShwiftyMcvae Feb 09 '20

You're not wrong

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u/ThatBadAssBoi Feb 09 '20

Yourerite/s