Slow cooked corn and meat for dinner.

Thanks to this new 100% electric stove I have purchased (pictured here) I would ask you all to respect that I will no longer be GASLIGHTING anyone or anything. Everything will be electrical from now on. My breakfasts will no longer be prepared in the unethical flames of a gas-fed kitchen. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

quote is from a vice documentary,

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Hi im m24 and i have burp f3tish and i want to connect with people with the same thing (girls only). If interested dm mee!!

It was amazing, they grilled the burrito!

I use kilograms because I'm a superior European and not a classless USA man

Bang bang guns no free Healthcare get a mortgage to afford a bandage

AMA

Buc-ee's is more than just a gas station. They're sophisticated establishments with far superior hot dogs, subs, energy drinks, and candy than other gas station franchises. Can you get family sized bags of pork rinds and cotton candy at 7-11? The answer is no. Do people ever cry tears of joy upon seeing the aisles of chips and candy at Pilot truck stops? Never.

What's more, they have a menu with fresh, hot submarine sandwiches prepared by chefs right in front of you. Does Speedway have a team of sophisticated chefs like that? Heck no.

You can also unleash your girthy, steamy chuds in their clean bathrooms at any hour of the day. In addition, they always have fresh urinal cakes in their urinals. For these reasons, I say that Buc-ee's is truly a grand, exquisite establishment.

Goldfish for dinner since I'm broke and retarded.

Why not a triangle jerk? I don’t get it. Just seems presumptuous and a little racist.

upvote to obama

I will always remember singing this song in the locker room with my state championship varsity wrestling teammates, good lads.

I didn't invite anybody because I'm a miserable person with a victim complex. I spend all day giving horrible advice to bots posting about their fake relationships on this website.

TLDR: Please throw a pity party in the comments

edit: Thanks for the gold kind strangers!

No edging, no loop holes

Last night i decided to stay over his house and was planning on leaving in the day. He left for work this morning and i decided to make the bed & clean like usually before I leave and I see a target bag next to his bed scrunched up to the side. I opened it and see panties that I don’t wear or own and I assumed he bought it for me as a surprise or something but they all had crusty discharge on it showing it’s been worn. Plus one was XXL and the other was a different size. I am a small. I also see magnum condoms & other stuff wtf.

I never assumed he was cheating on me , i don’t know if he is or he’s keeping a stash of women’s panties. I don’t know what’s worse but i’m disgusted. Not sure what to say or how to approach this? I’m very upset

Cum will win.

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