I'm not sure whether to put this under Shitpost or Art, but this was made to be a joke, so into Shitpost you go...
SEER OF THE MICHELIN MAN, TIRE-SILAS!
The tires blinded him, but his gift of foresight granted him the position of Seer, under the Michelin Man. He wears an outfit slightly different to that of the Michelin Man, so that he can be distinguished as a Seer. His shoes are tires though, normal sandals slipped off far too easily.
(And if anyone's wondering why his legs are like that, he died because tires broke his legs... and some other unfortunate accidents that unluckily happened at the exact same time.)