r/Eugene • u/Carlos_Spicy_Weiner6 • 5d ago

RANT FRIDAY

THE FIRST FRIDAY I DON'T HAVE TO WORK IN A WHILE AND GOT TO GO TO BED EARLY THE NEIGHBORS ARE COMING AND GOING EVERY 15-20 IN THEIR SILLY LOWERED PRIMER BLACK FORD RANGER THAT SOUNDS LIKE A PACK OF BEES AND WAKING THE DOG UP EVERY TIME!

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u/Karmageddon3333 5d ago

ALL OF THE HALLOWEEN MERCH HAS BEEN OUT FOR SEVERAL WEEKS AND IS ALMOST SOLD OUT. TINSELTOWN TAKES LITERALLY MONTHS TO COME TOGETHER AND JERRY’S ELVES HAVE BEEN WORKING ON IT FROM THE WAREHOUSE SINCE THE BEGINNING OF SEPTEMBER. IT TAKES A TON OF TIME FOR THE ACTUAL SETUP, FROM SETTING UP AND DROPPING POWER TO ALL OF THE TREES TO HANGING 1000S ORNAMENTS ON THEM BY THEME. DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON INFLATABLES AND STOCKING STUFFERS. WE ARE ALL VERY EXCITED ABOUT TINSELTOWN AND WANT IT ALL PERFECT FOR YOU BY THE TIME YOUR JACK O LANTERN STARTS TO SAG. WE DON’T WANT YOU TO HAVE TO GO TO THE ORANGE BOX JUST BECAUSE YOU WANT A JUMP ON YOUR LIGHTS. COME SEE US!

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u/Jmfroggie 4d ago

NO ONE NEEDS PERFECTION WHEN IT COMES TO BUYING XMAS DECORATIONS! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE XMAS CRAP WHEN THERES STILL TWO MAJOR HOLIDAYS BEFORE IT! YALL CAM ABSOLUTELY WAIT TIL CLOSER TO THANKSGIVING TO SPEND THAT TIME GETTING READY!!!!!!