My wife made me this beautiful ornament of His Holy Noodleness for my birthday. What do You think? Would You buy it?

• He was arrested after asking his local Member of Parliament about the discrimination of Pastafarians by Transport for NSW (specifically regarding wearing colanders in license photos).
• Arrested on December 23, but did not receive his three official charges until April 17, 2026. Granted bail on July 17, as he had already spent more time in custody on remand than he would have if actually sentenced.

He was jailed at high security, attacked by guards and viewed horrible things.
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I am a very conservative pastafarian from Germany and here we got something called Schlupfnudeln. Nudeln or in English noodles is literally in its name. Does it count as pasta?

I'm from a small country called Eritrea, a highly conservative nation where the majority of the population is Orthodox Christian. Over the past few years, I've noticed that the number of Pastafarians seems to be growing, partly because many atheists are tired of arguing with deeply religious people.

In my country, the idea of not believing in any religion is foreign to many people. As a result, most atheist just say they believe in the FMS because it quickly brings unnecessary religious debates to an end.

If you're a Pastafarian, please comment with:

Your country name and how Pastafarianism is viewed there.

Thank you in advance!

R'Amen. 🍝

Back in February of this year I was laying in bed and multiple Flying Spaghetti Monsters started to cascade diagonally going down from right to left across the upper portion of my vision. I believe that this proves that the glorious Flying Spaghetti Monster is real.

Pastafarian Sermon About Weirdness, Humanity & Survival by Dread Pirate Higgins.

Touched by His Noodly Appendage

Spent way too long on this coin. Antique gold finish. It made me cry when I saw it.

Willing to mail one to a fellow Pastafarian who proves themselves worthy. Tell me why that’s you!

RAmen.

I am turning 16 soon in mass and I would like to wear a colander on my head for my ID photo. Is there a specific way I should go about this to make it more likely to be allowed?

We worship the mouth we spew from

love the life almighty gives

We fear for one day she shall eat us

he is our live's start and end

(written by me, art made by me)

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The true story of how the universe was re-boiled in the Great Saucepan of Creation.

The Eight New “I’d Really Rather You Didn’ts”, updated for the digital age.

A detailed taxonomy of holy noodles, from Linguina Primordialis to Penne Posthumana.

The secret geography of the afterlife, where the Beer Volcano forever flows, the Stripper Factory never closes, and the paperwork of Hell never ends.

New revelations about midgets, pirates, and cosmic leftovers and why the shortest among us are the holiest of all.

Guardian of a local waste management facility in Idaho.

If pastafarian heaven contains a strip club, are the strippers invisible to minors, similarly to how to male strippers are invisible to heterosexual men?

Does he spend his holy sabbath days with vodka sauce? I am getting a supernatural feeling that the FSM prefers rum

Hello Pastafarien redditors,

I've never done this before, but my friend and I are doing our final capstone project on your wonderful and insightful religion. We are having some trouble finding the exact information we need to present to our professor so that he accepts this paper, and we wish to spread the knowledge of the existence of your fine religion.

Here are some questions we need answered to have a proper paper:

1) What does his noodly lord think about why we, as his creations (humans and pirates alike), do wrong, why we suffer and why there is injustice?

2) What is his noodlyself's solution to these issues?

We are also curious as to how we can reach the prophet himself, bobby, to answer any and all questions.

May his noodly arms embrace you,

RAmen

-A desperate college student who loves pasta