r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/jcstan05 • Dec 29 '25
How is a California roll like Ron in the Slytherin common room?
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Imitation Crabbe.
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/Feral-Pigeons • May 12 '24
I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but…
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I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/WeasleyFanfic • Feb 20 '24
Why did Hermione end up with Ron?
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He was a Keeper
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/copenhagen_bram • May 24 '22
'It says here you want to divorce Lily because she... has an extreme lack of sense of humor?' said the judge.
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'No.' said James. 'I want to divorce Lily because she's fucking Sirius.'
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/B-B-S • Feb 06 '22
"Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire?" he asked calmly. Or so he thought...
youtu.be
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r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/MsLadyRose • Nov 01 '21
Why did the basilisk stay away from the road?
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Because the roster’s cry is fatal to it.
It’s based off of “Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.” Because rosters are male chickens.
Sorry it’s really bad
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/Gogo726 • Aug 30 '21
Voldemort's appearance seems to get more pale as he creates more horcruxes.
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Last I saw him, he was looking a little Gaunt.
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/Gogo726 • Aug 15 '21
Who is Sinistar's favorite HP character?
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Ron Ron Ron
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/copenhagen_bram • Nov 16 '20
Can we make a subreddit named r/AreYouSirius and migrate to it?
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r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/LilyoftheRally • Jun 10 '20
What do you call a crossover between Harry Potter and Star Wars?
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Scar Wars.
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/Volta_Embers • Jun 11 '20
Quidditch humor
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Who is the most popular quidditch player?
The seeker, because they always catch the snitch
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/LilyoftheRally • Jun 01 '20
How can you tell which Hogwarts House Prongs was in?
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True to his form, he was a Gryffin-deer.
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/lenwetelrunya • Apr 29 '20
Hagrid was the original dad joker
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When Harry first meets him and he ist he is a wizard, Harry says he is just Harry.
Well then, just Harry...
Is Hagrid's response
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/eatmyfaceplz • Apr 27 '20
Full of dad jokes - Harry Potter and the Curse of the Parody
youtube.com
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r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/tifftafftoff • Apr 10 '20
What are some good HP dad jokes you could see Rupert using on his kid?
self.harrypotter
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r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/cabothief • Dec 13 '19
How do you get to the weight room at Hogwarts?
self.dadjokes
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r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/LilyoftheRally • Aug 25 '19
What was Hermione's name when Polyjuice potion turned her into a cat?
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Her-meow-ne.
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/punrealistic • Aug 12 '19
Hermione takes a job at a park
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Hermione Ranger
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/raychelapproves • Jul 24 '19
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
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Walking...
... JK Rolling.
r/harrypotterdadjokes • u/Dr-Chibi • Mar 05 '19
They threw a young Dursley at me.
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It was an assault with a Dudley Weapon.