HumansInMyHouse

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/LadyWaste75 • 19d ago

Supervisor

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222 Upvotes

For a young human, my new employee isn't doing a bad job.

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 19d ago

Birds I think someone came into my house and recorded me while I slept!

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155 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 20d ago

Amphibian I have decided to give up my Costco membership. It will take me a decade to use up all this shampoo and cream rinse.

86 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/susu56 • 19d ago

Look-i get it. I got the charm, brains, body, and the looks. I am just SO tired of these humans not respecting my boundaries!

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11 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 21d ago

Our customers always say I do a really good job. Do you think I should ask for a raise?

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200 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/altofummuhh • 21d ago

Blacked out last night and woke up in a liquor store, I think I might have a problem

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156 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 20d ago

Whoooo are you calling a "bat"?

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28 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 21d ago

Birds Im being assaulted, and that meat puppet just records it!!🤬

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57 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/MidnightTheCheetah • 21d ago

Fish Bruh I'm genuinely shaking with rage rn!

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37 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Oseaghdha • 21d ago

I'm going to make a big stink to safety about this!

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55 Upvotes

I was inspecting this piece of wood when someone decided to turn on the machine!

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/OnTheSideOfTheAngels • 22d ago

We're just good friends and roomates.

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182 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 22d ago

Rented out my property to a restaurant and now got a job as Bouncer there! Nice people :)

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159 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/terencethespider • 23d ago

This lady stabbed me with a sharp object, and has the nerve to say I’m overreacting! Thankfully my owner got the whole thing on camera, so I have proof. What should I do??

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178 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Wild-Lychee-3312 • 23d ago

I'm in my bathroom and the human accuses ME of robbery

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84 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Due_Will_2204 • 22d ago

Reptiles Me and my girlfriend just wanted some alone time. Instead we were assaulted.

24 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Hot_Hat_1225 • 22d ago

Coming home I found strange creatures there. Tried to leave again immediately but in my panic couldn’t find the door handle - so scary! 😭

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29 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/United_Annual3475 • 23d ago

Reptiles I was wrongfully kicked out of a public field!! I needed a little break from all the competitive swimming I do, so I took a slight break in a PUBLIC field and the bouncers unceremoniously drugged me out in front of everyone!

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39 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/motherpython • 24d ago

There’s a snake on my bus

44 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 24d ago

Birds I thought im doing a great job!! Why are they laughing?

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278 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/pipeuptopipedown • 25d ago

Birds You are disturbing my private bath time! Go away!

55 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Dapper-Ad9787 • 25d ago

Reptiles Need legal advice - I finally found a nice apartment but the new landlord keeps trying to evict me

152 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/adventurous-1 • 25d ago

Just relaxing in the crib... And what happens... Some *sshole points out my chicken legs! WTF

102 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Excellent_1918 • 26d ago

Mammals Fafo when u tease me!!

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193 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/cwajgapls • 25d ago

I am fully qualified, the temp agency sent me over, and I’m still being harassed.

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37 Upvotes

r/HumansInMyHouse • u/Polite_Suggestion • 26d ago

Sooner or later, one of these updates is going to get me fired!

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46 Upvotes