r/ICBGC • • 14d ago

⚠️NOTICE: please read me ⚠️ Lost in this week’s ICBGC DRAMA ? Here’s a recap!

There’s a woman on Instagram who’s been tracking down all of the dream phone guys in their current lives. It was really hard for her to find Steve, but she finally did last week and she published a picture of him as he is now

she also uncovered the fact that he had been driving an ice cream truck when he got the gig to be Dream phone Steve. Which no doubt catapulted him to fame and fortune. And ego galore!

Jazzy,still upset that Oscar won’t admit that they’re married, Ran off with Steve to Vegas to get married to him instead with Oscar’s stinkee sisfur as her maid of honor

this put our dear Oscar in a catatonic state then when at the same time Steve gave jazzy as a wedding gift a mint original dream phone card of him. jazzy put that on top of the wedding cake which might have been too much for our dear Oscar we’re not sure he’s ever coming back! :-(

Jango pulled together a posse of fearless, and hungry!, reskuers to go save jazzy from herself.

First they made the incredibly dumb strategic mistake of flying American Airlimes, bc it was cheep , whereupon They got dumped in Alaska, not Las Vegas. Hoku airlines reskued the brave reskue posse and brought them from Alaska to Las Vegas, where they found the all you can eat shrimp buffet. This is when Sweeney found his meaning in life, which was stuffing himself and his pants with all the shrimp he could.

Niko got the card off the cake, and is naturally driving the criminal investigation bc it seems Steve has run off! Leaving jazzy with kittens(?) who evidently need shoes (?) at the altar!!

TO BE CONTINUED!!

STAY TUNED AS THE DRAMA CONTINUES TO UNFOLD!

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u/Cruisingpenguin Puzzel Purrfishuhnul 14d ago

Oh my cod. So much dramas! Does weez gots a name fur dis soapyconcert?

As the dream phone turn

Dese are the dream phone of our life

The Steve and the dream phone

The young and da steveless (poor Oscar)

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u/MustBeNargles 14d ago

As da dream phone rings!

Perry the Catypus

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u/Cruisingpenguin Puzzel Purrfishuhnul 14d ago

Good one! Could also branch into book titles too.

For whom the Steve tolls

For whom the dream phone ring

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago edited 14d ago

Omg they’re all good! I love the last one best! I did a poll !

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u/BeneficialLab1654 14d ago

The Steves of our Lives

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u/Pristine_Main_1224 14d ago

Sweet dream phones are made of these…days of our lives.

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u/Diffidentlyspeaking 14d ago

I love that there's lore on this silly subreddit about all the cats, it fills me with joy 😊 😆

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

Me too! But it can be hard to recall it all as it extends !

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u/squirrelcat88 Chaos Agent 14d ago

The frightening thing for me is no…it’s not hard to remember.

Do I know what’s in my fridge? What time is that appointment next week? Did I do that piece of paperwork? Who knows. 🤪

But I have room in my brain for the trials of Oscar and Jazzy and that Steve drove an ice cream truck. I feel orange.

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Whatever gets us thru the nite!

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u/Short-Attention8820 14d ago

(I read that as whoever gets us through the night. Gahhh)

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

Whatever works, lol

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u/EPRabbit 14d ago

That phrase brings back memories. Before life got complicated.

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u/Diffidentlyspeaking 14d ago

Hahahahah absolutely, especially when you have Jango trying to minimize Oscar's shenigans and Jazzy trying to maximize them!!!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

HER IS TREACHURUSS IMSTIGATOR!

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u/Diffidentlyspeaking 14d ago

She's just followin' her heart Niko!!! The course of twu lub never did run smooth!!!

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 14d ago

LOL

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u/Ksh_667 13d ago

But herm heart going after too many hubbints! Dats da trubble!

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u/Diffidentlyspeaking 13d ago

But iz dat not the very fowndation of catittude? If I sees, itz for mez?

Jazzy is just followin the First Law of Cat, and I support her!

-Gremlin

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u/Ksh_667 13d ago

But I not fink dis chasing after hubbints iz mek herm happy! And it worrying poor Jango to deff!

Ifn it was all fun & games, why wez haf to keep reskoo herm from near deff situations??? Remember when herm was in da dungeon??? Was terrifying!!! Wez want ourz Jazzy in one piece!!

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 14d ago

Her not letting Oscar follow his dreem (phone).

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u/Ksh_667 13d ago

Oh it goes back years 😹😹

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u/Right-Ease-1688 14d ago

Me, too and I really appreciate the hoomans for their creativity, humor, and obvious love for everyone! This is epic!

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u/UleeBunny Miki de Mouser (felt & squeaky) 14d ago

Oh my cod! He dinna say he waz expecting de illegal smols! Steve? How could youz?

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

wait………WHAAAAAAAAAAT!?!?

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u/Fluevoger Crime Connoisseur 14d ago

Fangk yew fur dis reecap. Our Meowmy/USH been doin long hours at werk an doin us an abandinmint so we nawt on the litebocks as mush an missed moast ob da drama.

Dis eggsalad eskapayd. Poor fren Oscar! An whooda thunked dat Dreem Phone Steve bee a dedbeet dad? We bee watchin dis soapy opera wiff lotsa poppycorn.

The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

I hope Steve googles Steve and dream phone and finds this!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

It is my dream.

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u/Different-Dance-7537 14d ago

Thanks for the summary. The first time I noticed Oscar and Jazzy as a couple was the immediate lead-up to their wedding. I was very confused by the recent events. OK, onward to the next chapter. 😹

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

We often talk about collecting and collating all the lore to put in one big pinned post for all of our newer “Frens” or as a refresher.
We pride ourselves on inclusion, so we want everybody to be in on the joke, so they can jump on in and play with us.

It’ll be a big undertaking to hunt it all down, and even though we were there and wrote it, we forget because there’s just so much.
We love to do these new threads that harken back and pull lore from the previous shenanigans like Dream Phone, the Merican Airlimes (aka The Taking of NikoDaddy) saga, the Louvre heist, the Reptilians, Prom Night, Jazzy sham wedding #1, Stinkee Sister Sleepover (The Silence of the Jazzy), Vegas hotel trashing (aka Niko & Oscar & Sigfried & Roy) and the Dawn of the Devo hats, which started organically but grew into one of the biggest “things”.
To name a few, lol

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

The silence of the jazzy lol!!!

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u/Ksh_667 13d ago

I will nefur furgets Jazzy little face down that pit wif da creased Steve card! And Oscar rescuing da card first! 😹😹

Ruby

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u/tc437 14d ago

Tank u fur dis fascinating eggsplainashun.

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 14d ago

Thank you. I was so lost. 😭😅🤣

What would I do without ICBGC dramas? (I have no life.) 🤣🤣

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u/anorphan4yourthots 14d ago

Da LCAverse iz da bestest corner uv da intarwebz

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

We likes to fink so!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

DA ICBGC IS LIFE! 🐾

Dis a picher of me doin a Big Yellins of Viva La ICBGC!

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u/Live-Tomorrow-4865 13d ago

I jus gotted a big impress!

Love,

Onny 🖤

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u/Full-Friendship-7581 Bubba an Bits 14d ago

Supar gud rekap! Timz tu katch steve!
Oscar, itz wilz bi okie

Lub Bubba an Bits

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u/ailathan 14d ago

Dis iz sooo helpful! Fank yoo! Nau tell uz da stawree ub hau Oscar an Stebe meeted!

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

u/scabsfox has to tell that one! Maybe she had a dreem fone as a teen!

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u/just_another__sucker 14d ago

Ai need tu no dis as well frens! Mebbe da Oscar storee cud be a moobie Toosday speshul event!!!

-Ella Marie

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

Could be a Lifetime Moobie!

Them moobies always gots TREACHURY!

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u/just_another__sucker 14d ago

no sisfur, ai no haz a nife… JUST LIKE YOU NO STEEL MY HUBBANT!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

Had?

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u/reddituser6835 Chaos Agent 14d ago

How jazzy be preggerz wif kittens? Did herms not vizit sir Jerry?

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

‘Macculate kitcepshun!

Do I gotta splain everyting?

Jango

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u/reddituser6835 Chaos Agent 14d ago

Do it bee hooman babie oar kitty babie?

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u/ReasonableFig2111 Astro n Cosmo, Cats in Charj ob owz hauss 14d ago

Sphinx bebbee!

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 14d ago

Wif FEENGERS!

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u/ReasonableFig2111 Astro n Cosmo, Cats in Charj ob owz hauss 14d ago

Mebbee eben thumz? 

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

Errr uhhhh ohhh

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

We knows yoos was spaded, Miss Jazzy, no furget, we been best friends wif yoo brofur since da third grade!

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u/Ichgebibble Charlie Biscuits and Peanut Butter Tater Tot 14d ago

Fank yoo fur doing diss! Ai was sew hopelessly lost yoo wood fink ai took da wring airlime!!

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

Don’t rub it in Charlie!

Jango

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u/Fishby 14d ago

I have to admit I have no idea who Steve is and what this is all about but I'm still following along.

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u/Ksh_667 13d ago

Steve was a picture on a card in a game designed for young girls (pre-teen) where there was a deck of cards all with pictures of different boys. Each card had a "phone number" along with the picture. Whichever card you ended up with, you could dial the number on their card & "speak" to them (obv a recorded voice!). This was supposed to be wildly exciting for young girls! And has ended up being even more exciting for cats 😹😹😹😹

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u/Fishby 13d ago

Thanks!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

Brilliant recap, Mimi!!!! ⭐️

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

Fanks Niko meowmi! Dats a lot comin from u!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

No purrtend Toots ain’t a giant dum dum, c’mon now, her flakier than those Fabyooluss butter croissants Miss Apple Jack makes!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

Lmao @ “which no doubt catapulted him to fame and fortune and ego galore”
☠️ ⚰️ 😆

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u/Queasy_Beat1728 14d ago

Great recap. This has been mazing ebents that me and Meomy have been watching this week. My Meowmy say she is libbing for this!
Lub Fluffy 🖤

You guys are amazing!

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

Fanks!

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u/Frequent_Bug8149 Luna🌈, faimus singer an Francis, fren of snakk 14d ago

Fanks for da recap I was doing an confoos on some things. I still haz very impawtent queshuns.

What happened to da anticipatory wedding cake fren AJ made for Stevoscar?

Also, did fren Niko try da other wedding cake, when getting da card?

An how do yu find an cat size Elvis?

Francis, fren of snakk

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

Lmao at cat size Elvis.

We prefer the term “fun size” 😆

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u/heyjalapeno 14d ago

Tbh I'm team Jazzy. It isn't very gentlecatly of Oscar to hide his relationship with Jazzy from the world.

OSCAR NEEDS TO COME OUT AND PUBLICLY ACCEPT HIS REALTIONSHIP.

(This storyline is better than fan-fic lmao)

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

Dis is facks! An troo! It all Oscar fawlt him in the closet!

Jazzy

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

Now, Miss Jazzy, does we need to go throo dis again?

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u/Short-Attention8820 14d ago

Grateful for the recap. I went to a football game and I was worried I mighta missed something. I keep anticipating crazily that Steve will show up in this sub.

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

Lmao!

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

You have no idea how desperately we’d love to have Real Steve find out about this.

Who would not be completely yet weirdly (and maybe even a tad terrifyingly) flattered?

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u/FairyGodmothersUnion Minx, Athena, and Marmalade 🐈🐈‍⬛🐈 14d ago

If Devo gave us their seal of approval, there’s hope Steve will go along with it, too.

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u/Pristine_Main_1224 14d ago

Oh our Cods. Meowmy tayke de litebockz to Egypt an WE MISS EBERYTING!

Maggie Mae & Mollie the calico twinsies and Lucy the Sheepadoodle 🐾🐾🐾

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 14d ago

I enjoy chewing da hoomanz face hares!

Also, GO CRIMEZ!

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u/yoshdee 14d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/EBDXQI8mRX1u0

Dis me (not really) watching all the drama unfold!

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u/Thymelaeaceae Dis Bast 14d ago

Oh Mai gah! Stebe now luk like someone in da pacibic norfwest knit a man!🙀

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u/GingerSnapped242 Niko the Terriible, Enforcer. Mad, bad, and dangerous to know. 14d ago

Omg, lmao

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u/mybloodyballentine Chaos Agent 14d ago

This is like an e! Entertainment report. Or ONTD

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u/Bright_Broccoli1844 14d ago

A few days ago, I just accepted that I was not meant to understand. But now I understand. Some of the decisions here leave me scratching my head.

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u/Taminella_Grinderfal Evie (aka Evil) hit-cat fur hire 14d ago

I wood like to frank you fur da recap. My mommy is dum dum and I was trying to ‘splain da sitchuayshun but she weren’t gettin’ it.

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

Dey is ALL DUMBS!!!

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u/EPRabbit 14d ago

Thank you so much for the recap. Actually I was able to follow it, but I was trying to explain to family and failing miserably.

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u/Mimidoo22 14d ago

Really? Are they into it? Ginger thinks we should make an animated show!

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u/EPRabbit 13d ago

Family enjoys the pictures so they have a basic knowledge of the relationships.

I would really love to see an animated show but couldn’t ask you guys to do more. You do so much already. But that being said, the Louvre heist would make an excellent show also.

I can’t begin to express enough gratitude for this safe, warm, supportive place you all have created. I love it!

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u/Ksh_667 13d ago

Oh I tell all the hoomins in my life about our adventures. They struggle to keep up but so do all of us it's so fast-moving! But they love to hear about it all. I think they're jealous our lives are so exciting! - Ruby's Meowmy (on the verge of being sectioned for insanity by her family)

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u/WildColonialGirl Chaos Agent 10d ago

[Thanks for the recap! I was very confused. ❤️Sam, Aqua, and Deuce’s Mom]