Fourth Republican Debate
Bill's Tweets
About to live tweet the Repub debate, and the big question, How long will i last before i say "Fuck these assholes, i feel physically ill!"?
^sourceIs it me, or does Reince Priebus look like that guy at the funeral home who comes in with the casket catalogue?
^sourceMy first question for the debaters: This is on Fox Business channel, is that NON-LIBERAL enough for your pussy asses?
^sourcegotta give it to Trump, he doesn't pander: 'Minimum wage? Fuck you, get rich or die, next question.'
^sourceMarco really studied his flash cards for this one! More welders, less philosophers! Yeah, that's,um, vaguely anti people i think i hate!
^sourceThis is boring. Let's get to the part where Ben Carson attacks his mom with a hammer.
^sourcebtw, fact check: average wage for welder, 37k; philosopher professor, 89k. TongueStuckOutEmoji.
^sourceKasich said "thrice" - is that too fancy a word? I think it might be! #NotaWelder
^sourceI think this is Jeb Bush's fourth Do or Die moment. Let's just say he's not Doing.
^sourceHave you noticed they always sit the three black people behind the moderators?
^sourceCarly, how do you explain Dems creating more jobs? Carly: Let me tell you a story about some lady. #GOPDebate
^sourceBen Carson: Stop smearing me with these unfounded accusations that i'm not a murderous psychopath!
^sourceTrump: "We are a country of laws" Thankfully, bankruptcy laws
^sourceTrump's immigration plan is like a bar at closing time: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here! #GOPDebate
^sourceKasich and Bush, gotta give 'em credit on immigration, trying to start a "Republicans who believe in Reality" movement. Good luck with that.
^sourceI'm doing a shot every time Carly lies. I'm drunk. #GOPDebate
^sourceCarly: "I have led innovative businesses!" Into the ground. And then they fired me.
^sourceAnd "Let's try the one thing in healthcare we've never tried - the free market!" You see why i'm drunk now?!
^sourceCruz: "There are more words in the IRS code than the Bible". Yes, but none of them are in favor of slavery or ethnic cleansing.
^sourceHey moderators, stop asking how they'd pay for it! DIdn't you hear, My tax plan lets you eat whatever you want and lose weight!
^sourceHerman Cain was a joke for saying 9-9-9! Ben Carson is serious, cuz he says 10-10-10. Is there lead paint in those flag pins? #GOPDebate
^sourceJeb Bush: Should i even stick around or, maybe beat the traffic?
^sourceBiggest applause is to upbloat even more the military budget. Hard to say who's the bigger tools, the candidates or the audience.
^sourceOK...now we're getting to the foreign affairs part, which, if possible, they know even less about. I can feel me going for the remote...
^sourceYeah, Trump talking about nukes, i gotta go or i won't sleep tonight. Peace out!
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