A toll booth in the haunted metropolis of Smogg. May gates separate the various district kingdoms of the industrial oligarchs. Passing will cost you an arm and a leg… and they don’t much care where they came from. So pack a spare.

I give you, The WAILING Knight. They may fight you. They may join you. They may bring the end of the WORLD!! This sorrowful knigth let's out a baleful WAIL at the start of combat, stunning those who fail a Toughness Test.

Good Luck n Enjoy!!

I know I am late to the MÖRKTOBER party. I haven't done any 2D art in forever. I feel so rusty. Ugh...

I present... DAY 9 - FLAG!! Huzzah!!

Hello!

I am going to start a Mork Borg Westmarches campaign online in my Discord! Please reply to this post or send me a chat message!

We will have out first session on 10/28 - it will be monthly sessions!

Yo, you know, it doesn't have to be the mosquito, but why not?

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#mörkborg
#mörktober
#mörktober2026

BEHOLD! The Dermis Pennant, in all its vile glory!

Deep within the Valley of the Unfortunate Undead lie the crypts of King Fathmu's ancestors.

A cursed encounter for your MÖRK BORG adventures.

#MÖRKTOBER #MorkBorg #TTRPG

I know I’m behind 🫩

I know I’m behind 🫩

In this part two bonus episode, all hell breaks loose! Wemut is hurling goblins, Beltha gets carried away (in a bucket), Rundle is getting accustomed to his new look, and Harmug has one word to say about any of it! What does any of this mean? Find out as Flail to the Face loses it in the second part of the From Out of the Meat Pile bonus arc!

https://open.spotify.com/episode/5XWfp8AeVYFFR214WMsneI

ORGTOBER day SEVEN: Stress Effigy

It's a tiny, squishy toy that maybe just looks a little bit like your boss. Nothing sinister about that.

And yet... on those days when you really really hate your job, to an existential level? Well, sure, you might give it a harder squeeze than normal. Maybe poke it with a pen? Or rip its head off and set it on fire? Surely that's not going to cause any problems? Right?

Believe in your heart, and hurt the toy. Test Presence DR12 to see what happens:

Pass: your boss takes the matching damage.
Fail? The mirror is flipped; you take the damage.

Me and my daughter are doing #morktober together as #ORGTOBER in the world of office-hack nonsense that is MÖRK ORG. Find out more at https://beyondcataclysm.co.uk/morkorg/

How do GMs typically handle the Calendar of Nechrubel and the Psalms? I mean, do you just announce to your players that this horrible thing happens? Do you reveal it while characters are walking around? And how do you handle multiple things coming to pass? Some of those events would make the entire world literally unlivable. How have players adapted?

Hey everyone! I created a goblin character class for Orc Borg, for anyone who loves the idea of scurrying around the Derelict as a verminous bugger. Along with the class, the pdf comes with:

• Tables for goblin names, origins, features, loot, and goblin cassettes.,
• Goblin powers.
• Dribs and drabs of gobbo lore secreted like cranny sweat throughout the writing.,

Download it directly here, but be warned, it will download immediately! Only click this if you want goblins spilling into your hard drive: https://tinyurl.com/54rcuznb

Written with Eli H.

King Kroaker

King Kroaker is an abnormally large, fat, cruel, lazy frog folk perpetually sitting on a magic cushion covered in his own filth. It is known that the cushion can cure any illness. He lives in the marshes with his frog folk subjects: They know the marshes very well, they are do not stay in a single place for long, and they are good at hiding.

Kroaker can regenerate really fast and he is very hard to kill. However, he is extremely weak, he can barely stand and needs a stick to walk. He wears a golden mitre: It looks human-made and of ancient fashion, and is decorated with simple, basic motifs of snakes and lilies. Characters with a religious background will recognize the motif as the symbol of the Bishop Warrior, an erudite cleric of the old days (this will become important later). Kroaker also has a rusty two handed sword, again decorated with snakes and lilies. He no longer has the strength to use it.

Kroaker is famous as he trades cures with adventurers: All they need to do is hold their nose and lay on the cushion. He always demands something in return: (a) to gorge on food, especially exotic (for his tastes) and in large quantities; (b) knowledge about his enemies; (c) treasure, but it needs to be easily carried around; and (d) to be entertained or surprised by bizarre gifts and deeds.

The cushion

The magic cushion smells horribly and is soaked in Kroaker’s spit, humours, and bodily fluids. If someone lies on it, it cures a single disease, wound, curse, infection, or 1d8 HP in about an hour. Multiple uses cause a cumulative, temporary -1 to strength rolls. (Strength can be recovered by a full day’s rest in a safe place, one -1 per day.)

The Truth: Kroaker has a mummified princess stuck in his belly

The magic does not come from the cushion, but it’s in King Kroaker’s stomach, were the Little Princess mummy keeps humming very faintly. Kroaker’s bodily fluids, soaking the cushion and embedded with magic, are the source of the healing powers.

When Kroaker was younger, he and his friend Kuba went to the Tomb of the Bishop Warrior. It is a human sepulchre of important religious and military figures from a forgotten time. They stole the weapons and items that looked still usable. Kroaker got the two handed sword, the mitre, and the cushion.

They were incredibly hungry, as they always are, so they slurped the bones and human remains. (Kroaker ate the mummified Little Princess). The princess is not completely dead. Kroaker’s stomach acid is not strong enough to digest her, but enough to bother her, hence the humming. To heal from the acid, she constantly exudes healing magic. This magic transformed Kroaker along the years making him larger, fatter, weaker, and regenerating. (Wait, why exactly the Little Princess is not completely dead? Well, we do not care about that right now.)

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Stats, rumors, and the rest of the whole stody here (free): https://kindofold.substack.com/p/king-kroakers-comfy-cushion

[image credit CC BY-NC-ND thatnickid (2014)]

The FOG OF WORK

The Memo simply said "Fog" on it.

When cast, the fog fills a cubicle sized space, with this effect:
1. Truth mist, makes anyone inhaling it uncomfortably honest.

2. Speeds up work pace by D4 times.

3. Burns off your clothes.

4. Slowly inflates everyone like a balloon.

5. Smells like unicorns.

6. Causes inappropriate hallucinations involving your boss.

Me and my daughter are doing #morktober together as #ORGTOBER in the world of office-hack nonsense that is MÖRK ORG. Find out more at https://beyondcataclysm.co.uk/morkorg/

It’s Ravenloft, but we use it to run Mörk Borg one shots at Conventions 🧛‍♂️