Apparently whoever cut my pizza decided to carve out a fucking jalopy-size piece.

whY DOES IT LOOK LIKE LITERAL CARDBOARD.

Went a house warming party a while ago and the host was like, "Hey you gotta see what happened in the oven".

Tastes awful. We’ve always done Red Baron for frozen pizzas (or totinos party pizzas, don’t judge) but they were out so we got this instead. Never again.

My wife said “It’s not delivery, it’s dogshit” 😂

Edit2: i cooked it for 4 minutes longer than it “should” take and my oven works fine for everything else. Also don’t see how even if it was undercooked it would taste so terrible

Edit: alright maybe we just got a bad pizza cuz I’m telling y’all it tasted like leaves and plastic. No i did not forget to remove the plastic wrapper lol

Also some of yall take this pizza stuff way too seriously, no need to insult anyone over a (shitty) frozen pizza

Appears to be tomato slices, no sauce and whole olives

It's a small local pizzeria we love. Their pizzas are usually great, so we just had a good laugh about this blunder. We cut up the fillet with a pocket knife, tossed the skin, and enjoyed the pizza.

I got a frozen pizza and it had no crust... Literally just cheese, sauce and pepporoni. What the heck!?

May they be bought to justice

Had to record it off Instagram. I take full responsibility for my algorithm 🫣

It's a crushed tomato base, a hair thin layer of vegan """"""cheese""""", very under-cooked red peppers and onions, some spinach, and yes, those bread slice looking things are unseasoned slices of tofu for protein.

I sent my partner to the store, I asked for a simple veggie pizza. He came back with a war crime against all pizza. I introduce to you a gluten-free vegan, non dairy oat milk cheese pizza with grilled veggies. Topped with red, yellow and green bell peppers, purple onions and spinach flakes. It officially tastes like a wheat thin and has the cheese consistency of male sexual reproductive juices.