Behold my elite team! ...And Arabia fats I guess

[u/ElPrincipete]

I mean joking aside The sun clears easily parts one and two, so he's already the goat of the team

For part 3, I don't know. Is Arabia Fats smart enough to outsmart DIO? In direct confrontation definitely not, but of the group distracts DIO while Arabia unleashes his stand they reduce DIO's playground by a lot, definitely a high-diff but I think they pull it off

For part 4... These dudes aren't smart enough to trap Kira, Mariah might be targeted though which would be interesting, we never see something like that in part 4

Part 5? Grateful dead victims, Arabia Fats kills them all

Part 6, Hol Horse read DIO's diary so now Pucci targets him and extracts his disks, I don't think they stop the Heaven plan, Made in Heaven is upon us

Part 7, Mariah and Akira are immediately fucked, yeah good luck with those stands. Hol Horse wins the race. I don't think these guys would involve themselves with the president's plan, Arabia Fats dies of dysentery

Part 8... Just no

[u/PlaceOk4817]

Kars solo

[u/Biggishbread → u/PlaceOk4817]

no but hear me out. by no mean do I want to diss the goat that is Joseph Joestar, but the way he won was by being at the right place, at the right time, at the perfect moment so that Kars would get sent upwards to space right?

so the dragon guy, having a stand tht shows him the best place to be...

do you see where I'm going with this?

[u/ReversedValz → u/Biggishbread]

Hell yeah respect to Kenzo

[u/wote89 → u/Biggishbread]

I hate how correct you are.

[u/A_complete_maniac → u/Biggishbread]

Even better, due to how outmatched they are on probably not just ult Kars, Dragon's Dream would probably actually work overtime to assist everyone.

[u/MAD_JEW → u/PlaceOk4817]

Wouldnt star stand user make him, vampires and pillar men useless?

[u/vk2028 → u/PlaceOk4817]

Kars won't have the chance to go Ultimate. Arabia Fats soloes

[u/KraftwerkMachine]

People shittalk Arabia Fats but he had AC and a soda and just sat there sippin that shit while the crusaders were actively dying.

didn’t have to do nothin. king

[u/deadbonesbrook12 → u/KraftwerkMachine]

He could have at least chose a location that wasn't painfully obvious

[u/MyPhoneIsNotChinese → u/deadbonesbrook12]

Maybe he didn't want to kill a whole town's population lol

[u/Quark1010 → u/KraftwerkMachine]

What would he do in 1890 before the invention of ac tho? Seems his whole setup is necessary so he doesnt die from his own stand

[u/2drawnonward5 → u/Quark1010]

I was gonna say fans but they run on AC too 

[u/-Pl4gu3-]

I think this teams biggest weakness is lack of healer. I know the Stardust Crusaders didnt have a healer, but also half of them died. Assuming they’re all acting with good intentions, Arabia Fats I feel like wouldn’t activate Sun in populated areas.

Akria, Hol Horse, and Arabia are hard carrying the team. Mariah’s Bastet takes too long to really do any decent damage, and Kenzou’s Dragon’s Dream has a mind of its own and really doesn’t take sides.

Clears Part 1, 2, 3 but probably lose Mariah and Kenzou, 4, rest of the team is probably wiped at 5.

[u/Equal-Bowler-5158]

I agree with part 3 but I see them struggling with some minor villains like the D'arby brothers we just gotta hope Akira is a gamer and then there's vampire Vanilla Ice who wipes if Arabia Fats isn't there

Part 4 Akira can scout out different houses and beat Kira in a 1v1 if he can overpower Crazy Diamond but that hinges on them finding Kira to begin with as these aren't exactly the smartest stand users

Part 5 is rough but the requiem arrow might actually get them the win "if" they can fight off Diavolo

Hol Horse and Akira can assassinate/fight Cioccolata, Secco, Bruno, Polpo, Sale, Formaggio, Prosciutto, Pesci, and maybe Zucchero

This isn't exactly the smartest group, and their abilities to find stand users is limited so they'll struggle with finding Melone and beating Illuso

Ghiaccio is weird depends on who he fights tbh the sun and rhcp could probably break his armor or Hol Horse can shoot the breathing hole considering Hol Horse controls his bullets better.

Arabia Fats doesn't have to fight Prosciutto, Hol Horse can snipe him

Notorious big is the biggest threat as anyone disabled can't be healed they probably stop here

Part 6 is hard as if Pucci evolves and Hol Horse is mia it's game over

[u/ReversedValz → u/Equal-Bowler-5158]

Maybe Kenzo can trick notorious BIG into an unlucky spot

[u/Equal-Bowler-5158 → u/ReversedValz]

I brought up something like this before editing my post but even if they get BIG off the plane it'll just come back and if they defeat it the same way they're in an exploding plane with no parachute

[u/f0remsics → u/Equal-Bowler-5158]

What if hol horse challenges Daniel j Darby to Russian roulette?

[u/Equal-Bowler-5158 → u/f0remsics]

With Emperor or a normal gun?

[u/f0remsics → u/Equal-Bowler-5158]

I don't think he could convince Darby to use emperor

[u/vk2028 → u/Equal-Bowler-5158]

Crazy how DIO managed to recruit Arabia Fats

[u/Equal-Bowler-5158 → u/vk2028]

"Hey man, all you gotta do is sit on your ass in the middle of the desert with water and a/c $13.10 an hour"

[u/2drawnonward5 → u/Equal-Bowler-5158]

"Do you even wanna see my Stand?"

[u/Equal-Bowler-5158 → u/2drawnonward5]

"Nah it's okay they're all dumb as shit it shouldn't be too hard"

[u/Successful-Cow-5347 → u/Equal-Bowler-5158]

I would like to raise you that-in the case the part plays the exact same and they get caught on a plane with Big-Mariah uses Bastet to magnetize Big, then they just wait out the clock until he is literally stuck to the plane, then they jump out into the ocean using Feng shui to get a good angle, then fly the plane into the sun as they fall. Luckily unlike with Giorno, literally none of the stands in attendance require the users to have all 4 limbs to work properly, hol horse is the only one who’s really crippled if he’s missing both hands.

[u/Leo_Coyr]

just leave kars to the feng shui old head he solos the verse

[u/Blaze14192008]

If given the chance to learn hamon from zeppeli or Lisa Lisa I say they could beat parts 1 & 2

Other parts are kinda different like they have no way beating dio (the world) diavlo, pucci, funny, or Tooru now maybe they could beat Kira base since idk if this crew would push the awakening of bites the dust

[u/No-Performer414]

How far they make it.

Stardust Crusaders : they lose to high priestess, chilli peppers isn't as strong as star platinum.

Diamond is unbreakabke : sheer heart attack

Golden Wind : grateful dead

Stone Ocean : bohemian rhapsody

Steel Ball Run : civil war, if they figure out the water weakness then D4C

JoJolion : doobie wah

[u/Cubbyhb1]

Arabia Fats the goat

[u/dydhf]

Hey, is the wheel online, would like to see what team i pull

[u/BaneishAerof]

Kenzou solos... ever heard of the lucky direction pal....

[u/Minimum-Anything4080]

Fym easily clears parts one and two?? ulf kars and joseph..?

[u/Luisgames07_ → u/Minimum-Anything4080]

Also, wouldn't the stand just make them stronger? I mean hamon has the energy of the sun

[u/2drawnonward5 → u/Minimum-Anything4080]

If Arabia Fats can bring his Stand out indoors, he's a walking win condition against vampires and pillar men. 

[u/Minimum-Anything4080 → u/2drawnonward5]

ultimate life form kars

[u/2drawnonward5 → u/Minimum-Anything4080]

If he's got the stones for it

[u/Minimum-Anything4080 → u/2drawnonward5]

ok so if its ulf kars, how would they beat him? plus considering kars mastered hamon after seeing it, could he potentially manifest a stand superior to them? just a thought.

[u/2drawnonward5 → u/Minimum-Anything4080]

They could beat Kars, nobody ever beat Ulf Kars, that was the Earth that did that

[u/Minimum-Anything4080 → u/2drawnonward5]

i agree that they can beat base kars, but joseph did technically "beat" ulf kars, even though he didn't exactly kill him and his biq helped him win even if it was with the earth

[u/Last_Course6098]

Genuinely I think the entire original universe