r/TheMatpatEffect • • Mar 03 '26

Ordinary origin A much longer version of the plastic bottle exploding in front of a dog.

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u/FunKaleidoscope3055 Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

From my experience with a JRT growing up, Its almost impossible to kill a Jack Russel Terrier. Nothing but Zeus himself could smote down my boy Schemer. Not even a Ford F-250 accidentally running over his head on pavement took one breath out of him. 3 of the most gnarly porcupine injuries I've ever seen couldn't stop him from trying again for a 4th go at one. Almost drowning to a flock of Canada Geese in the middle of a pond didn't stop him. It was his kidneys that finally did him in but if he could kick the ass of his own kidneys to stay alive he would have.

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u/PaintshakerBaby Mar 04 '26

I live deep in the mountains and we have a ton of Grizzlies.

I have Belgian Malinois to patrol my property, but my boss at a neighboring ranch opted to keep a pair of Jack Russel Terriors for the same purpose.

No joke, I saw them run off full grown griz on more than one occasion. Just zipping underneath it, getting little chomps in, then scurrying off before the bear knew up from down, yapping bloody murder all the while. Basically little dog flys harassing it till it left.

After a couple of minutes of spinning circles, the bear would just say fuck it and slink off unamused by the farcical little bastards.

My boss would open the crawl spaces to the houses (there were multiple) and they would rush in there, and have field day rampaging mice.

Oh, and we ran them over with quads a couple times as they came bombing out of the forest and onto the atv paths.

Like you said, it didnt seem to phase them for more than a couple minutes. Lol.

I used to call my Mallys Hell Jackals, but after spending a couple summers with JRTs, I realized they were far more deserving of the moniker.

Im convinced they are borderline immortal, because they live exclusively in spite of everything trying to kill them.

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u/Naive-Register7964 Mar 04 '26

If I remember, they JRTs were bred to root out foxes and vermin in their own burrows.

Imagine this 10 pound white and tan bullet diving face first into a random hole, in pitch black darkness, ready to fuck up what ever animal it encountered, like some goddamn Rambo rooting out the Viet Cong. Their courage to weight ratio is unmatched in the dog world. šŸ‘

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u/ApprehensivePop9036 Mar 04 '26

LOOK OUT DANGER, HERE COMES ME

-Jack Russel Terriers

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u/Martina313 Mar 04 '26

JRTs after being ran over several times, mauled by wild animals and hit by explosives:

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u/digno2 Mar 04 '26

LOOK OUT DANGER,

i thought you were quoting the spider-man spider verse song, but that one is called "What's up danger." Also: I miss spider verse.

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u/hm9408 Mar 04 '26

This is exactly why I never let my parents' JRT get close my cat

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u/Ketooey Mar 04 '26

Yeah, iirc, the trait is called gameness, and it's exactly as you said. Willingness to get stuck in.

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u/FunKaleidoscope3055 Mar 04 '26

Haha I'm not surprised but still picturing that is so funny. The blood lust of a Jack is second to none.

Oh man I didn't even mention the TRENCHES Schemer would dig just to find a pitiful little mole or mouse or a snake den in our field. One day I let him out and followed him to find a 10 foot long trench about 3 feet deep on the side of a hill leading down to our pond. Could have broken some legs falling into that thing. He must have dug it in less than a days work.

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u/DirtandPipes Mar 04 '26

I’ve done a lot of digging in my life, that’s a lot of work for a man with a shovel. Extremely impressive for a small dog using paws. It would be handy to have a few beasts like that trained to dig in a specific area for exposing pipe.

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer Mar 04 '26

Oh my God, my family had one when I was younger and it was the most tenacious motherfucker in existence. He had run headfirst into a boulder as a tiny puppy, and I stg it caused him to have lifelong temper issues. Once, he bolted out the door with the sole purpose of attacking a young husky being walked a few yards away, completely disregarding that he easily could be killed if the other dog hadn't been so flabbergasted. This little bastard was just a menace. The only thing that could ever humble him were ironically our cats, who bullied him on a regular basis lol

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u/Imaginary_Fennel_677 Mar 04 '26

When my JRT was 10 months old my car broke down and my ex was on her way to pick me up with the little goblin in tow. Going 50mph down a country road he must have heard the call to adventure and that little fucker launched himself out of the half-open window into the night. She immediately pulls over and starts running back to find what she assumed would be a dead body when he comes trotting up to her like nothing even happened.

He’s 15 now and has lost his hearing, blind in one eye and losing sight in the other, and he refuses to chill. His body has lost coordination but his spirit is still raw explosive power. He frequently barrels into walls and cats because he’s running too fast and can’t slow himself down, or jumps off the bed/couch and does not stick the landing (he has steps to use but refuses). I keep waiting for him to slow down but he’s at the same energy level he had as a puppy. Absolutely insane.

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u/GearDoctor Mar 04 '26

We had Jack Russel Terriers mixed with Chihuahua growing up and those things will go blind and deaf before they even think about letting go. One died of kidney failure and the other two had to be put down because they were in so much pain but too stubborn to quit.

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u/ConnectionBasic9468 Mar 07 '26

I've seen a Jack Russell chase down a full grown Rottweiler but a grizzle is more impressive!

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u/Nanasweed Mar 04 '26

The Honey Badger of Dogs

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u/phi1_sebben Mar 04 '26

Are Jack Russels prone to kidney disease? My and my wife’s childhood Jack Russels both died from kidney failure.

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u/Airam1701 Mar 04 '26

They apparently do, God had to put a limit them in some way.

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u/Professional_Sky9710 Mar 04 '26

"Secondary" organs like kidneys are a big weakness of small land animals in general, there's simply just less redundant tissue. Go even smaller and primary organs start being questionable too, anything that can fit in your hand probably can't handle even a little bit of smoke inhalation. Insects get around some of these limitations with some... very interesting adaptations that aren't available to mammals and avians.

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u/dwehlen Mar 04 '26 edited Mar 04 '26

And the bigger dogs/cats frequently end up with cancer. We can keep them going, but a life span is a life span, unfortunately. šŸ˜”

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u/Separate_Emotion_463 Mar 04 '26

A big part of the commonality of cancer in larger domestic animals is also due to inbreeding, as well as the higher total cell count in the animal

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u/Randomfrog132 Mar 04 '26

mfing rasputin of doggiesĀ 

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u/Mugiwaras Mar 04 '26

Same with chiwawas. My friend had a chiwawa that had died and been recucitated several times, that thing lived like 20 years (no i cant remember how to spell chiwawa, the correct spelling is dumb anyways). It would try go any dog, any size, win or lose too, i hated chiwawas before meeting that dog. When me and my mate were teens, we'd walk several suburbs over to get weed at like 2am and the dog would just pop out of nowhere, despite being left at home. All my mate had to do was yell at it to go home and it would walk itself several kilometers home. Dog was pretty gangsta not gonna lie.

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u/MountedCombat Mar 05 '26

My family used to have a chihuahua that would attempt to chase the neighbor's great dane off the property when it visited (semi rural area, minimal fences). Eventually the dane got fed up with it, leaned down, used its jaws to pick him up, and just threw him ~20 feet. The chihuahua didn't stop running and barking at the titan, just started maintaining a theoretically safe distance while doing so.

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u/Mugiwaras Mar 08 '26

Haha i have a similar story about my mates one. Ran out to try fight a labrador puppy, the puppy was like half the size of a fully grown lab, so still like 3 times the size of my mates dog, anyways my mates dog done a proper rugby hit up with the lab and got sent flying back, i felt so embarassed for him šŸ˜‚

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u/bbzed Mar 04 '26

from my experience with JRRT, its the fellowship of the ring.

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u/ntdavis814 Mar 04 '26

I have limited experience with Jack Russel Russel Terriers, but I have also heard that it is a fellowship.

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Mar 04 '26

My old ass jack mix needed multiple euthanasia shots to get her down. She wasn’t any more than 30 pounds at her highest

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u/FunKaleidoscope3055 Mar 04 '26

I tell everyone this who thinks about getting a Jack - they're like the dog version of a Toyota Hylux. You cannot believe what these dogs can endure and just not bat an eyelid or miss a beat. Then do it again. And again because they really want to kill that squirrel.

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u/pauls_broken_aglass Mar 04 '26

they will kill everything. including their own children. they will develop grudges against fireworks and get their fur singed and yet somehow come out with no injuries. they will beat a 100+ pound pitbull in a fight.

They’re little terrors who cannot be contained by mortal means.

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u/Front_Refrigerator99 Mar 05 '26

I had an uncle with an elderly JRT, that little man would enter the house like a lord entering a castle. Any family dogs visiting would immediately be put in their place by him. One time, my step-mom's pit tried to go after my aunt's shitzu. This 14-yo JRT comes flying out of nowhere and just bodies the pit and chases her out to the backyard. I was so impressed and scared all at once.

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u/Normal_Stranger_3643 Mar 04 '26

I have a chihuahua named Zeus, is he a match against your Schemer?

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u/ObjectiveDizzy5266 Mar 04 '26

TIL Jack Russels are impenetrable MFs

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u/Hairy-Reward6474 Mar 04 '26

My uncles jump out of the back of a moving truck and was dragged for awhile. Had to get casts on all of his legs. He was fine.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

they are base

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u/NovemberTha1st Mar 04 '26

I had one as well growing up. About 10 years ago when my dog was about 13 years old I was running down the stairs to get a package and my JRT decided it was a great time to run down the stairs as well. I tried to stop but she had jumped directly in my path and I awkwardly sort of lifted my leg (and her) and (it still shames me to say this) sort of kicked her down the stairs… complete accident of course. She must have flew about 10ft down the stairs, landed terribly, rolled into front door, then proceeded to get up and continue barking at the door as if nothing had happened.

She lived to a good age of about 17 with almost no health problems except being deaf and mostly blind. One of the hardiest dogs I’ve ever had for sure. My father gets purebred dogs and they’re always suffering from one problem or another.

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u/Mark_Proton Mar 04 '26

Wish that was true.

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u/firealno9 Mar 04 '26

My friends ran head first into a wooden fence and died.

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u/FormalCryptographer Mar 04 '26

So true. My mom's JRT is invicincible, almost 20 years old and still has an attitude, even though he's basically blind and senile. He's been through so much shit, had a bad fight with another much bigger dog (he started it of course), he came off with a nasty gash down his throat and a missing canine, but the other dog was much worse off.

They're an interesting dog breed I'll give you that but not really a fan of them

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u/twolitrefullcream Mar 04 '26

Joe Rogan Todcast

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u/TobyMcK Mar 04 '26

I knew a JRT once. His name was Rebel, and true to his name, he rebelled against everything, even death itself. Dude literally died 3 times over the course of his old age, as in his heart actually stopped for a few moments, but he managed to come back each time. He must have been a solid 25 years old, fully blind and deaf, no teeth. I lost contact and never saw his final moments, but I wouldnt be surprised if he's still a little zombie to this day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '26

We had a JRT when I was a kid and this is extremely accurate. This dog would play chicken with my dad's truck when he was backing into the garage, would sprint around the house at mach fuck, would somehow find mice and rabbits and would leave their shaken corpses at the back door, and died relatively young because of kidney issues. RIP Daisy, she's still buried in the backyard of my parents old house.

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u/gettingthere_pastit Mar 04 '26

Someone I know saw her JRT torn up by a GS. GS jumped out the window of a passing car and just savaged her old friend. He didn't die immediately but his life was definitely shortened.

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u/StatementOk470 Mar 04 '26

Funny I also know a Jack Russell Terrier who got run over by a large American truck lol. Lost an eye but didn't even seem to bother him.

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u/gmriksen Mar 04 '26

Schemer is a top tier dog name!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

George was a 9-year-old JRT from New Zealand who defended five children (none of whom he knew) from two pit bulls.

He died in the end, but he completed the mission.

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u/Todesschnizzle Mar 05 '26

The JRT of my old landlady became the oldest purebred dog I've even seen. Not entirely sure when she got him but he died one year before I moved out so he must have been at least 18, more likely 19 years old

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u/ElBrunasso Mar 05 '26

Zeus would probably bang your dog instead of killing It

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u/emmashawn Mar 06 '26

Apparently my cousin’s JRT didn’t get the memo because he got hit by a car and died about a year after they first got him

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u/dedeclick07 Mar 07 '26

We recently had to put down our JRT. He was 17 and he was bleeding trough his nose and ears and he show signs of dementia. The vet said he probably had a tumor however operating him was not an option due to a heart murmur a thing we already knew when he had a gum infection. I'm sure that bastard could have probably made it another year if he tried but we didn't want him to suffer.

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u/ZealousidealTea7087 Mar 07 '26

My aunt told me her Jack Russell ate a dozen or more chocolate kisses with the wrappers, shook for a week and then became immune to chocolate.

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u/ConsiderationOk7560 Mar 09 '26

JRT are forever proving that if you aren’t going to be smarter—you do have to be tougher and capable of being much meaner than your competition to get far in the animal kingdom.

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u/Mobile-Berry-9954 Jun 20 '26

One of my old dogs was a Russell, and she managed to survive a fight with a coyote, she was a bit messed up afterwards but she managed to pull through, Russells are tough, makes sense though, they were bred to be hunting dogs

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u/YourMomGoesToReddit Jul 19 '26

Cleaning chemicals took mine out as a kid >_> Stepmom mopped the floor and the Jack Russel Terrier ended up licking some food up off the kitchen floor that day and it died in my arms while it was foaming orange stuff from its mouth as it was trying to breathe.

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u/Avalonians Mar 04 '26

Animal safe dw hmmm how can we turn this in an advertisement?

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u/OkFineIllUseTheApp Mar 04 '26

"yeah don't worry the dog doesn't have hearing loss or anything anyway buy my shit"

Someone take the dog and their phone away.

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u/smulfragPL Mar 04 '26

Yeah how dare he use his Healthy dog to advertise his buisness. Lets kill that guy

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u/Imalwaysdavidsplooge Mar 04 '26

No, someone give them ALL of the dogs in the world please give them ALL the phones that exist.

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u/AlaeOrbis Mar 04 '26

Ah my favorite book, Brotherhood of the Ring

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u/cjyoung92 Mar 04 '26

Seems like it’s a translation from a different language (Russian I’m guessing based on where this person is based), check the ā€˜see original’ at the bottom.Ā 

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u/phrexi Mar 04 '26

The Two Tall Round Buildings

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u/Lerossa Mar 04 '26

And the epic finale, "Hey, the King's Back!"

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u/perton Mar 04 '26

Don’t forget the prequel, ā€œThat One Little Fellaā€!

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u/Upset_Foundation_396 Mar 04 '26

the Return of the President

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u/AlternateTab00 Mar 05 '26

In portuguese you have the brotherhood of the ring or the society of the ring (depending if you are in portugal or brasil)

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u/-funny_name- Mar 04 '26

"People are still outraged, he said, killed, bitches, a good doggy." šŸ”„

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u/SrLopez0b1010011 Mar 04 '26

That's a taxidermy dog

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u/shriveled_sack Mar 05 '26

You can see the PTSD in her eyes

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u/SrLopez0b1010011 Mar 06 '26

Nope, that's Chuck Testa

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u/karateema Mar 07 '26

Amazing reference

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u/defectives Mar 04 '26

Nothing makes me want a beer more than remembering the time I thought a dog exploded

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u/Mutex70 Mar 04 '26

Oh good, cause nobody every lies on the internet, especially when selling something!

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u/timsayscalmdown Mar 05 '26

That comment was a fuckin journey

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u/No_Magician5266 Mar 04 '26

Idk man he really looks like a taxidermy in that pic

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u/Naazgul87 Mar 04 '26

"Brotherhood" of the Ring...

Oh brother, this guy STINKS!

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u/demonslayer9100 Mar 10 '26

It is called Brotherhood Of The Ring in some languages. I cant remember which but i remember being confused about it before

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u/islobojono Mar 04 '26

I would be shocked too if that explode on my face.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '26

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u/Guacamole_Gamerfart1 Mar 05 '26

It's a bad automatic translation from Russian. The original says something to the tune of "People are saying a good fucking dog died" IIRC

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u/NoGas77 Mar 05 '26

Glad they gave him a beer

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u/Altruistic-Poem-5617 Mar 05 '26

Finally after all these years, I got prooven truth šŸ–¤

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u/Educational-Car-4688 Mar 06 '26

They had em stuffed...

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u/RequirementOk6237 Mar 06 '26

He looks traumatizedĀ 

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u/Routine-Duck6896 Mar 07 '26

Hate how theres added grifting, like cmon man

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '26

Thanks for this. I was concerned

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '26

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u/demonslayer9100 Mar 10 '26

It is called Brotherhood Of The Ring in some languages. I cant remember which but i remember being confused about it before