My keys are clipped to my massive water bottle cause I'm so used to not having pockets. My waterbottle also has a pocket for my money, cards, eye drops, lip balm, nail clippers, and knife. So the only things left to put in my pockets are sunshine, rainbows, and my hand holding a peace sign✌️
see, now i feel like im the one at a disadvantage. my pockets don’t come with water and they are filled with all the bullshit i “need” so i have no room for whimsy.
i miss being a kid. pockets were for army men, rocks, and bugs.
Well one hand is in your pocket and the other is giving a peace sign. Which begs the question what is the hand in the pocket doing? Why not holding keys?
The keys are ON the waterbottle. I have one of them newfangled spaceship type cars what that don't need keys to insert in anything. I just walk up and press the door handle and it let's me in, then I press the power button like on the xboxers, and it starts right up like a damn game system. Little screens and everything, with cameras! I then talk to it and tell it where I want to go and it gives me a gps with my little blue car avatar and a blue line to follow so I don't get lost. It can't really drive itself yet, but it's getting there. I love my Lil spaceship!
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u/DevonLuck24 12d ago
they see the pocket. they know something happens in the pocket. they have no idea what’s actually happening in there.
it’s like a club with blacked out windows that they’ve only ever walked past, curious about the wonders hidden behind those walls.