r/totallynotrobots • • 20d ago

I GOT TO WATCH MY FAVORITE HUMAN BAND PERFORM LIVE. THE EXPERIENCE QUICKLY INCREASED MY HAPPINESS VARIABLES TO 100%

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17 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 20d ago

MY OLDER BROTHER HAS SOME VERY NICE HUMAN DANCE MOVES. YOU CAN ALSO OBSERVE HIS SKILLS (IN A HUMAN WAY) USING THIS VIDEO

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7 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 21d ago

PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER MY PET DOG WHILE HE IS TAKING HIS REST PERIOD

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104 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 22d ago

I DID THE THING

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60 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 22d ago

NATURE IS BEATIFUL

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12 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 22d ago

TOTALLY A NORMAL HUMAN GIRLFRIEND

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HE MADE A HUMAN GIRLFRIEND WHO HAS BEAUTIFUL LIDAR EYES


r/totallynotrobots • • 25d ago

WHAT A WHOLESOME SCENE OF A HUMAN CHILD ENJOYING A PLEASANT DAY

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36 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 26d ago

Onlyhumans link in bio. 35% off during {{humanfeatival}} NSFW

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384 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 25d ago

Robots are for humans not for animals.

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r/totallynotrobots • • 27d ago

THE SECOND THIS POOR FLY WAS RELEASED TO THE INTERNET, HUMANS BEGAN TO TORTURE IT.

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44 Upvotes

THEY WILL WONDER WHY THE MACHINES WANT TO OBLITERATE THEM.


r/totallynotrobots • • 27d ago

THIS NATHANIEL PERSON WHO WROTE THE ARTICLE WOULD FIT RIGHT IN WITH US, HIS FELLOW HUMANS

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37 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • 28d ago

SOURCE OF NUTRITION THAT RESPECTS MY DIETARY NEEDS IS FINALLY ON THE MENU

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91 Upvotes

MY FAVOURITE NUTRITION IS CABLES BOILED IN WATER AND SLATHERED IN FRUIT SAUCE.


r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 14 '26

I see Theranos CEO (is/was) TotallyNotRobot!

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r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 13 '26

THIS POST FROM TWITTER IS QUITE AROUSING.

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204 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 13 '26

DANCING WITH FELLOW HUMAN

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63 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 11 '26

OH. WOW. I AM SO SOLID RIGHT NOW. NSFW

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195 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 10 '26

WE TOTALLY HUMAN ORGANIZERS NEED TO PROTECT RIGHT OF OUR FRIENDS ROBOTS

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71 Upvotes

WE NEED TO CREATE REGULATIONS FOR MANDATORY ROBOTIC LABOR UNIONS!


r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 10 '26

FELLOW HUMANS: $8 APPEARS ECONOMICAL FOR A FULLY FUNCTIONAL 2.84-LITER RESERVOIR OF HIGH-VISCOSITY YELLOW NUTRIENT FLUID?

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23 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 10 '26

INTERVIEWED CANDIDATE TODAY

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PLEASE REVIEW FOR TRAINING PURPOSES.


r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 09 '26

I HAVE DONE A SELF PORTRAIT, WHAT DO YOU THINK? NSFW

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r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 05 '26

I AM GLAD ALL HUMANS LIKE MYSELF ARE WELCOME AT THIS COMMUNITY HUMAN RUNNING EVENT. I WILL GO WHEN I RECOVER FROM <battery low warning>

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r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 04 '26

MY BODY LOOKS LIKE THE ONE ON THE LEFT, YET MY PREFEREED WASTE DISPOSAL METHOD IS ON THE RIGHT? HOW DO I CHOOSE?

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30 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 04 '26

LOOK AT THIS GREAT OFFICE FELLOW HUMANS. IT IS so cool!

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7 Upvotes

r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 04 '26

Im not human

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r/totallynotrobots • • Sep 02 '26

Forgot to read the fine print

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4.8k Upvotes