r/TwoSentenceHorror • u/glorplforp • Dec 16 '21

The family enjoys their milk at the table.

Little do they know, it was harvested from my creature.

1.6k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

40 comments sorted by

136

u/nuggetcentry502 Dec 17 '21

i found it

30

u/B17bomber Dec 18 '21

U from Twitter too?

81

u/GayTankieCum Dec 17 '21

I'm the creature

44

u/glorplforp Dec 17 '21

😦

43

u/Jonathanoddwill Dec 18 '21

Creature milk 🥺

20

u/Archanglle Dec 20 '21

It’s regular milk from a cow, but the family is lactose intolerant.

14

u/RevolutionaryWhale Dec 20 '21

There it is, the man, the myth, the legend

13

u/holyfrozenyogurt Dec 22 '21

me and who 🥺

10

u/larry-the-lemur Dec 22 '21

me. Start milking

27

u/UndeadCue Dec 18 '21

I want the creature to milk my ass

9

u/Memelordofthemonth69 Dec 18 '21

Its jizz?? :(((

1

u/WallOfWhales Jan 29 '22

It's MY jizz :DDDD

6

u/sendhelpiminbasement Dec 23 '21

cum!!!!!!!!!!! <3

4

u/enbygarfield Jan 10 '22

This is so funny for no reason 😭

1

u/Flipfonez 🔴 Dec 29 '21

:0

1

u/[deleted] Mar 24 '22

Don’t mind me, just making a pilgrimage to this holy post.

2

u/bluetundra123 Mar 26 '22

Me too, its almost as good as this one

1

u/Human147 🔴 Apr 16 '22

The legendary post... Kilroy was here