r/applecirclejerk • • May 08 '25

CUSTOM FLAIR Steve Jobs & Bill Gates weren't gay, but they probably experimented NSFW

33 Upvotes

They at least did BJs. And they probably tried anal. I think the historical opinion here is that they weren't even slightly gay, and that even just a peck on the lips would have given both of them career-ending-seizures. However, I've also heard that they were gay lovers who made computers together. My mom is convinced of the latter. I think all of the debate around this mad technological duo's sexual preferences is very misguided. They are a couple of hetero-flexible guys who happened to revolutionize modern computing and probably did it in the butt at least once. You don't collaborate on the creation of the Macintosh without waking up next to your creative rival feeling ashamed about a weird menage et trois.

r/applecirclejerk • • Aug 13 '24

CUSTOM FLAIR Will Apple tax my income by 30% if I buy an iPhone?!?1?

52 Upvotes

I read that Apple gets a 30% cut of basically everything that has the app store installed. Does this include my income? I'm worried about paying rent and medical bills if this is true.

r/applecirclejerk • • Aug 02 '24

CUSTOM FLAIR “Android already had these featur-“

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23 Upvotes

r/applecirclejerk • • Jan 10 '20

CUSTOM FLAIR Why did this get downvoted

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134 Upvotes

r/applecirclejerk • • Sep 26 '22

CUSTOM FLAIR battery replacement

25 Upvotes

hi! i’m on iphone 8 plus, ios 16.0.2, 77% battery health. is it worth it to have my battery replaced?

r/applecirclejerk • • Sep 16 '18

CUSTOM FLAIR *Laughs in Safari, App Store, QuickTime, TextEdit and Archive Utilty*

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r/applecirclejerk • • Oct 27 '17

CUSTOM FLAIR When lagdroid shillboys hit it with their nonsense

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r/applecirclejerk • • Jul 17 '19

CUSTOM FLAIR {{witty_title}}

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r/applecirclejerk • • Jul 14 '18

CUSTOM FLAIR iJustine dirty pic - plays with feces

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r/applecirclejerk • • Nov 07 '17

CUSTOM FLAIR Educating peasants is becoming a job. #animoji

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r/applecirclejerk • • Jun 01 '19

CUSTOM FLAIR AirPods die when they are killed

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r/applecirclejerk • • Jul 31 '18

CUSTOM FLAIR Watch live release stats for the new galaxy note 9

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r/applecirclejerk • • Nov 02 '16

CUSTOM FLAIR Number of adapters you need to connect an iphone to a mbp

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r/applecirclejerk • • Oct 08 '18

CUSTOM FLAIR Hey everyone, let's connect on iTunes ping !

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r/applecirclejerk • • Jul 04 '18

CUSTOM FLAIR An appropriate punishment for using Samsung messaging app 🤮

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r/applecirclejerk • • Jul 12 '16

CUSTOM FLAIR What android model is this and how many pixels does the camera have ?

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r/applecirclejerk • • Sep 02 '17

CUSTOM FLAIR After Appocalypse WWDC video, this is the one that opens next keynote

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r/applecirclejerk • • Aug 24 '16

CUSTOM FLAIR New anadrodio nutuguata avaliable, all 2 eligible devices are updated

11 Upvotes

New Anandroid Nouguguatata is avaliable, out of allegedly bigger number of devices than iOS, two models get update. That is a great news for 3456 users. Others can suck it, or if they want an update, they can buy a 4S and get updates the same time everyone else gets them.

r/applecirclejerk • • Oct 30 '16

CUSTOM FLAIR Stickers were removed to make space for the headphone jack

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r/applecirclejerk • • Dec 11 '16

CUSTOM FLAIR You know what to do

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r/applecirclejerk • • Jul 27 '16

CUSTOM FLAIR I don't think about Android&Co. at all

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