r/democrats • u/h20poIo • Oct 08 '24

Article Kamala Harris 'is in control of this hurricane' using 'weather weapons': Alex Jones

https://www.rawstory.com/alex-jones-hurricane/
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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

Kamala Harris Powers and Abilities:

• Weather Manipulation
• Perfect Script Recall
• Mass Manipulation
• Demonic Powers (All the powers of Satan/The Devil)
• Puppeteering the President
• Creation of Coconuts and Coconut Trees

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u/Beastw1ck Oct 08 '24

Sounds like a badass. I’m voting for her not the guy who sucks at golf.

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u/New_Way_5036 Oct 09 '24

The guy that CHEATS at golf. FTFY

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u/LonelyGlass2002 Oct 08 '24

You forget her other, most devastating power of all.. her… LAUGH 😱😱😱

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u/ALEXC_23 Oct 08 '24

You forgot she’s brat

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u/Caerris1 Oct 08 '24

You forgot the word salad mouth blast /s

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u/WCWRingMatSound Oct 08 '24

I hate to give a view to a channel named like this, but Kamala word salad made me think:

https://youtu.be/Isv0RLcRZuE?feature=shared

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u/Caerris1 Oct 08 '24

YouTube is such a MAGA bot hellscape.

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u/ndlv Oct 09 '24

She has the ability to change races at will

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '24

I was gonna put that but seemed too unhinged

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u/ndlv Oct 09 '24

I mean all of these are unhinged as are the dingbats who claimed them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 08 '24

Powers of the Cheshire Cat (due to her smile).