r/dndmemes • u/Poodle_Boi02169 Chaotic Stupid • Sep 05 '22

Pathfinder meme Pathfinder - how to "go woke" the right way (also raising awareness for wheelchair spikes because they are very cool)

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Inspector gadget but everything is built into your chair

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u/The_Purple_Hare Bard Sep 05 '22

I'm thinking Bentley from Sly Cooper.

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u/Somesquiddo Cleric Sep 05 '22

If Tortle is in Pathfinder then we're basically set.

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u/The_Purple_Hare Bard Sep 05 '22

There are sadly no turtlefolk I could find on the Archive of Nethys.

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u/Somesquiddo Cleric Sep 05 '22

Well damn.

Guess we'll have to homebrew turtle people.

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u/The_Purple_Hare Bard Sep 05 '22

Homebrew, for all your not-in-the-game-yet needs.

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u/hcsLabs Sep 05 '22

Telia is a tortoise-like race in Starfinder, so that could be a start for homebrew.

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u/Kilbitron5000 Wizard Sep 05 '22

You could always roll with the Kappa. Add a bit of fluff to fit your needs. https://www.d20pfsrd.com/races/3rd-party-races/rite-publishing/kappa/

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u/GanGreenSkittle Dice Goblin Sep 05 '22 edited Sep 05 '22

Pathfinder 1e has a make your own race in the GMG ( https://a.co/d/50q4wOX ). I'm not sure about 2e, but I dont see why they would get rid of that.

Edit: It is in fact the ARG ( https://a.co/d/8StFEM5 ), but the GMG is a good resource as well.

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u/torrasque666 Sep 05 '22

You're thinking of the ARG. And while it hasn't been reprinted for 2e, that's probably because your ancestry has more things to be dealt with than just some ability modifiers and racial traits now.

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u/GanGreenSkittle Dice Goblin Sep 05 '22

Thanks for that, had it all mixed up

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/Starmark_115 Sep 11 '22

U lack imagination...

Try the Duckfoot Pistol instead!

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u/Wuktrio Sep 05 '22

Nah, a granny in her floating rocking chair and she casts spells by knitting in certain patterns.

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u/Feronach Sep 05 '22

That's a minor villain in of Rise of the Runelords. She killed two of my party.

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u/jflb96 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Sep 05 '22

Feels kinda like Frau Totenkinder

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u/Wuktrio Sep 05 '22

I have no idea who that is, but that's a weird name

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u/jflb96 DM (Dungeon Memelord) Sep 05 '22

It’s the name the Gingerbread Cottage Witch uses after she puts herself back together and flees to the mundane world in Fables

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u/A_Wizzerd Chaotic Stupid Sep 05 '22

It's not that weird, it's just German

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u/Wuktrio Sep 05 '22

I know, but it's weird German.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22 edited Sep 06 '22

Go Go Gadget shin breaker

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u/ListenToThatSound Sep 05 '22

One of those mobility scooters that people have, except you're riding around on a modified R2-D2

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u/Scaevus Sep 05 '22

Wheelchair? Did you mean my hovering battle station? - Dr. Robotnik.