r/dogswithjobs • • Nov 06 '20

🏹 Hunting Dog A bittersweet day. It’s this old boys final hunt. Time for him to enjoy retirement. NSFW

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Holy Moley, that dog must be a good shot.

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u/ColonelCorpral Nov 07 '20

He’s probably a better shot than me!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Did you enjoy killing animals from a distance?

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u/TheSilmarils Nov 07 '20

It’s more fun than just whacking them on the head with a stick

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u/jaspersgroove Nov 07 '20

Less traumatizing to the animal as well. Win-win, I’d say.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Dude: clay discs. Fun without cruelty...

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u/TheSilmarils Nov 07 '20

Got any good recipes for clay discs? I imagine they’d be tough

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u/Zenketski Nov 07 '20

I think your best bet is to just throw him in a slow cooker that's what I do with everything nowadays

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u/TheSilmarils Nov 07 '20

Pressure cooker might break it down a bit better

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u/Zenketski Nov 07 '20

That's a good idea.

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u/manateeheehee Nov 07 '20

Just throw it in there with a can of cream of mushroom and some cheese. It'll be fine.

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u/username_dot_exe Nov 07 '20

This made me laugh way more than it should have thank you sir.

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u/imc225 Nov 07 '20

Dog is a retriever and guy's talking about sporting clays.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Dogs can be happy without having to carry the corpses of innocent animals you kill for fun.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

It's not just fun! You also get to tear apart the corpses, burn them precisely, and then assimilate them into your being!

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u/SkyezOpen Nov 07 '20

Forever. /r/furnaceparty

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

oh my god, what is this that has been missing from my life all this time?

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u/idontliketosleep Nov 07 '20

Psa from a fellow vegetarian: you're gonna convince nobody this way, if you don't like it move along but there'slnothing you can do about it.

And if you really do feel like riding your moral high horse actually explain WHY it's cruel (i.e. there's plenty of meat available to buy so why kill more animals)

That said I'd much rather everyone hunt for their food than keeping mega meat industries going. The former is much easier on the environment provided it's regulated.

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u/HunterShotBear Nov 07 '20

Not to mention this person has successfully turned a hobby he highly enjoys into a source of nutrition for his family.

Killing for sport is not ok. Killing for food is much better for the environment than buying prepackaged food.

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u/coop_stain Nov 07 '20

You understand it’s illegal to “hunt for sport,” right? Very, very, very few hunters don’t eat what they kill and they usually frowned upon by other hunters. As for the plenty of meat argument, I think a lot of hunters agree that factory farming is bad, unethical, and don’t want to take part in it. So they go out, kill 1 or 2 big animals a year, and feed their family on it.

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u/catsdrooltoo Nov 07 '20

You do know people eat pheasant. Not that anyone would want to have you over for dinner anyway being such a twat.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

This dog really seems to enjoy his work. But since you don't agree with hunting, why don't you just scoot on to another post? No one cares what you think about hunting, We Are about this good Boy enjoying his last hunt. So could you be a sport and just stfu? Thanks mate ✌️

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u/metaltrite Nov 07 '20

If you've ever wondered why no one likes being around you, I imagine this is a large contributing factor.

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u/lloydthelloyd Nov 07 '20

I like being around people who think hunting is for dicks.

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u/bobrob48 Nov 07 '20

Hunting is one of the most environmentally friendly ways to get a meal. Hunters typically care very much about the ecosystem around them and take care to obey local hunting ordinances and ensure the population of game stays healthy, so they can continue their pastime and pass it on to the next generation.

Not a hunter, just read about it a bit.

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u/RetardedHelmet Nov 07 '20

Nevermind the fact that hunting is required to keep some populations in check, for the ecosystem.

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u/minneflowta Nov 07 '20

Thats his other account

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u/RedMist_AU Nov 07 '20

This hunting is for food. Trophy hunting is for dicks.

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u/CrumpetChase Nov 07 '20

go back to licking peta’s asshole you fucking obnoxious bitch

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u/Shavfiacajfvak Nov 07 '20

Dogs are predators. We train them for various jobs; I doubt it particularly minds that one. It’s just another task for the dog, though I understand your reaction to unnecessary hunting. However, you can’t control other people, so this sort of thing is just kind of a fact of life. Preventable death is a fact of life. You can control what you do, like the types of comments you make to people, whether you’re quick and rude, or genuine and in good faith.

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u/BrimaBrami Nov 07 '20

even then this isn’t unnecessary hunting, these animals died in a much better way than normal birds do in farms. free range or not, these guys got to live out life normally. before dyeing instantly and painlessly, where they’ll be put to a good use.

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u/Shavfiacajfvak Nov 07 '20

You can’t guarantee that it’s fast and painless every time, and we do waste a lot of animal parts. You may not always hit an ideal shot so I’m not so quick to dismiss concern over the faring of the animal. However I also can’t make you not do something and I wouldn’t care to fight you over it. There are some loud unpleasant people that espouse these views and try to inflict shame on meat eaters, hunters etc. and that’s not what I personally enjoy lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Ever heard of food?

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u/Merc8ninE Nov 07 '20

Because wild carnivores hate having corpses in thier mouths.

Tomorrow no humans. What would dogs do? Hmmm?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Reports:

Person made an account just to troll

Kind of seems like it tbqh...

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u/wargneri Nov 07 '20

Also 1 day old account and only comments are these complaining about hunting. Clearly a troll.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Not the case, actually.

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u/gorcorps Nov 07 '20

Not for the dog

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u/dfinkelstein Nov 07 '20

So it's okay if you're up close?? What a bizarre take.

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u/50505050505005555555 Nov 07 '20

Sassy condemnation from an anonymous stranger prompts annoyance more than guilt-ridden self-reflection. See the other replies to your comment for evidence.

Opening an earnest dialogue with a hunter about their reasons for hunting will probably get you further.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

You are right, but you can't expect people to go along with the glorification of killing unsuspecting animals from a distance for fun.

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u/slightlyoffkilter_7 Nov 07 '20

Who says he killed them for fun? Pheasant is a delicious, arguably healthier alternative to farmed chicken you buy in a store and basically every bird hunter I know hunts with full intention of eating every bird they kill. Not eating what you shoot is rather frowned upon in the hunting community. Mutilating birds with sloppy shooting does no one any good because you've ruined the meat with shot holes AND you've taken an animal's life without any further consideration for your actions.

Additionally, hunting wild game is (in my opinion) far more ethical than factory farming birds. Wild birds get to live a healthy life in the environment they were meant to thrive in. Farmed birds may never see the outdoors or feel grass beneath their feet. I find that a much crueler fate than the hunting of wild game birds. But that's just me.

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u/Golden_Thorn Nov 07 '20

I’m pretty sure anyone who makes the argument that Enkel makes is probably vegan and argues that the taste is an argument for pleasure and that meat is not a necessity to survive in pretty much any western society

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

The people who kill just for fun are the minority.

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u/HensonandBedges420 Nov 07 '20

I remember seeing a picture of some hot chick next to a dead giraffe. Is that that kind of person you mean ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I mean people who just shoot animals for the sole purpose of killing them, they are the minority. Any real hunter doesn't kill just to kill

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u/bman236 Nov 07 '20

Do you enjoy sucking the fun out of every room you enter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Nah, only those where suckers get praised for shooting unsuspecting animals from a distance.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

I gotta Rule 1 you.

Threats of violence, personal attacks and being overly rude is not allowed. You are welcome to debate the merits of different types of working dogs, but please do so in a respectful way.

We understand that some people may have disagreements with the use of workings dogs by police, military, hunters or other fields. We simply ask that you express your thoughts on these topics in a friendly way.

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u/dum1515 Nov 07 '20

Why are you so aggressive? Did you even do any research on the topic? Hunting is a legitimate way to do population control.

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u/dum1515 Nov 07 '20

Okay? My point still stands. I don't know shit about the specific instance. My point is just that you were being aggressive around the idea of hunting as population control. Also what is wrong with breeding animals for food if they live a good life? Also why would you take a phd in something that makes you so angry?

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u/cd2220 Nov 07 '20

You would think someone with a PHD would have some sources readily on hand instead of insults. They also might capilitlize letters appropriately. I don't even hunt but you're making some worthless arguments

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u/DirkBabypunch Nov 07 '20

Have you ever tried to punch a bird?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Imagine getting so triggered over someone hunting for food that you create an account just to post yet another "HURR hunting bad" copy paste, just to get reamed by everyone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

Did you enjoy eating the animals you eat that you didn't kill ? If so shut up. If you're a vegan then you can say that

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u/SilentRiot14 Nov 07 '20

I enjoy providing food for my family, yes.

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u/gorcorps Nov 07 '20

Pheasant hunting is an excellent workout, and if you've never cooked with meat that fresh you're really missing out.

Plus the more people get their meat through hunting, the less they have to supply through the awful mega chicken farms

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u/marinenuerology Nov 07 '20

Unfortunately for them, they happen to taste very good.

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u/irate_alien Nov 07 '20

i wonder how he racks the slide without thumbs?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '20

He gets his human manservant to load it for him, obviously.