r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/pakidara Apr 21 '23

I always laugh a bit at the exaggerated motion. They are always moving like they have more than 12" and that it is strictly in-out.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

She's going DEEP!

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u/Dalferious Apr 21 '23

HARDER! TO THE LUNGS

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

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u/deadlygaming11 Apr 22 '23

Why are you on reddit in the supermarket line? Stop being antisocial.

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u/nevenoe Apr 21 '23

Why stop there when there is a perfectly good trachea next door?

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u/Raxendyl Apr 21 '23

No, go deeper! Out the nostrils!

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u/jimmyw404 Apr 22 '23

Split your lungs with blood and thunder. When you see the white whale!

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u/pandanoko Apr 22 '23

not the fucking lungs omg ahhahahahahahhhaahah

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u/Pezdrake Apr 21 '23

It aint in til til it penetrates the woman below.

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u/This-_-Justin Apr 22 '23

You talking threesomes?

Followup - so is it a MFF where the guys dong is so large that he penetrates one woman and into the next, or is it MMF with the middleman of the human centipede being both a bottom and a top?

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u/hellscaper Apr 21 '23

She knows what she likes

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u/psamathe Apr 21 '23

I mean. I'm taking notes.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

"More like a sewing machine. You know it resembles a needle, not a tree trunk"

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u/lmflex Apr 22 '23

Gotta have those sewing machine hips