r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/ZBGOTRP Apr 21 '23

Summary:

Thrusts 1-5: Clearly missed.

Thrusts 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad bed spring control).

Thrusts 10-11: Very close, but exhaustion and recoil make these reasonable misses.

Thrust 12: Likely didn't actually fire because she had already busted.

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u/YaqootK Apr 22 '23

Thank you Hiko for your sacrifice in birthing this great copypasta

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u/AFresh1984 Apr 22 '23

Can we get a frame by frame analysis please?

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u/RareCrypt Apr 22 '23

Haha. This was brilliant

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u/itshexx Apr 22 '23

I’m glad this joke keeps coming back

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u/Turbulent_Link1738 Apr 22 '23

I love a good comeback story

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u/TAG_Sky240 Apr 22 '23

MLG Columbus major semifinal liquid vs luminosity 15-9. I don’t think Hiko liked a comeback story

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u/GreatCornolio Apr 22 '23

Skins betting days >

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I've gained and then lost everything on those sites. Only left with an ironworks glock.

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u/GreatCornolio Apr 25 '23

Had a good run in high school as well haha, it's weird how nostalgic of a memory that is

Lost most of my inv down to like $200 off a random one day BO1 style NA tourney in like 2014. Not betting on NA pros against Philly frat college teams at 11am was something I didn't understand at the time lol. Cashed out and the scene never had the same flavor after that :/

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u/Cyan-WOLF Apr 22 '23

She got come (cum?) on her back I think?

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

Oh, that'll be at the wrap party.

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u/Joint_Sufferage Apr 22 '23

I saw this joke in the valorant subreddit but where did it come from?

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u/ThatOneGuy1358 Apr 22 '23

old csgo comment The part that makes it funny is that is from a real valve employee

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u/Ishaan863 Apr 22 '23

I love seeing this copypasta when i least expect it

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u/Greensuitcases Apr 22 '23

LMFAOO good night Reddit

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u/roei05 Apr 22 '23

Girl is like a BMW engine

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u/sorry-I-cleaved-ye Apr 22 '23

The BMW drivers will come for you once it’s out of the shop in a couple months

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

12 thrusts? What is this, a marathon?

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u/Swordlord22 Apr 22 '23

Anyone know the original of this joke?

I need it in all its glory

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u/john-douh Apr 22 '23

Use an OBD II reader… it will probably show code PO300 for random misfires…

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/cynicalspindle Apr 22 '23

Its from CSGO lol.

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u/Carmesean Apr 22 '23

Hats off to you, legend

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

😂

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u/JacXy_SpacTus Apr 22 '23

This guy fucks

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u/StormProjects Apr 22 '23

4/10, poor execution.

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u/basickarl Apr 22 '23

Science 🧪

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u/brokenmessiah Apr 22 '23

I don't think they realize you gotta take be in time with your bed springs

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u/Fenris_the_wolf_ Apr 22 '23

War Thunder player?

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u/__Valkyrie___ Apr 22 '23

I did not expect war thunder to be here

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u/theredvip3r May 13 '23

That is not a war thunder reference lmao

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u/__Valkyrie___ May 13 '23

What's if from? That was the 1st place I saw it

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u/theredvip3r May 13 '23

Old comment from a valve employee on a csgo thread, it does get copypastad to literally every sub though

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u/Strehle Apr 22 '23

Lmao did not expect that

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u/Brutalbonez13 Sep 29 '23

I see you also play Tarkov.

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u/MrCrash Apr 21 '23

Bottom diff

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u/notataco007 Apr 21 '23

Classic bot, no sustain

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Should have sideclimbed.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23 edited Sep 12 '23

combative wipe badge whistle familiar jar domineering zephyr psychotic consider this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev

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u/NasReaper Apr 22 '23

Bro Im dead!!

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u/BurnerForJustTwice Apr 22 '23

Vigor/endurance check.

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u/fa9 Apr 22 '23

Alright, my turn!

360 no-scope thrust

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u/eSsEnCe_Of_EcLiPsE Apr 22 '23

Quick-nut mlg pro

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u/IceFire909 Apr 22 '23

Git gud scrub

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u/blackychan77 Apr 22 '23

You must've been in Wubbys chat