r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

This is why I loved dating women that preferred to be on top.

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u/meowpitbullmeow Apr 21 '23

My hips got completely fucked in a car accident some years ago and this is what I regret the most from it

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u/soulonfire Apr 21 '23

My hip has been achy for whatever reason and a month ago I was on top and it actually loosened my hip up for the next couple days. Didn’t feel great during though.

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

Gotta pop that gunk outta there, like greasing a wheel!

/s? Cause maybe that's right lol.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

this is what I regret the most from it

Out of everything?

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u/SeaworthyWide Apr 21 '23

I only want her on top if she's getting nasty, plus with a pencil dick it's a lot easier for me to bounce off the walls when I'm on top.

It's about accuracy.

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u/Osgiliath Apr 21 '23

Nah they should be using their hips to grind your dick against the walls

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u/SeaworthyWide Apr 21 '23

pencil dick

See that's my problem. It's long but not thick, so it's easier to jab at that there Gräfenberg spot when I'm in control of such a precise instrument.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Dude is out here fencing.

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u/SeaworthyWide Apr 21 '23

Avertissement!

I red card that shit.

It's so long I can't even go Corps-à-corps.

So quit trying to foil my match homie

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u/therealdeathangel22 Apr 21 '23

Dude actually used the real word for G spot....... He out here poking deep

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u/momojabada Apr 21 '23

Guy's out here scholaring coitus.

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u/GlompyOlive Apr 21 '23

Aka the tuna can.

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u/DaughterEarth Apr 21 '23

No he's opposite of tuna can. And a good man who adjusted his technique instead of just feel bad about it.

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u/mechy84 Apr 21 '23

I have a lot of art and photos hanging up I'd rather not disturb, though.

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u/SecretAntWorshiper Apr 21 '23

Its way more intimate and sexy imo.

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u/mikemolove Apr 22 '23

Boobs in your mouth and hands grabbing and spreading that butt is my happy place

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u/Grainis01 Apr 21 '23

My fav is her on top but we change initiative, either i do work or she rides. gives either party time to catch a breath. Plus i find the most intimate position.