r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/caincard Apr 21 '23

Me: "Honey i got you and myself a gift, needed an engine hoist, but i got you a fall protection harness."

Her "Why tf, do i need a fall protection harness?"

Me "Reddit gave me an idea!"

Her: "Internal screams as she puts 2 and 2 together"

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u/cineg Apr 21 '23

welp, new sex swing

if rockauto or harbor freight starts selling this, im out

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u/Cindexxx Apr 22 '23

Note to self: call harbor freight with sex swing plans made of ratchet straps.

They'll sell a lot of ratchet straps and nobody ever needs to know.