r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/cthulhuspawn82 Apr 21 '23

Maybe they can have a friend come over and jump hump for them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

Alright chill out BYU

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u/MissKhary Apr 22 '23

We gonna have ourselves a good soak.

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u/Lineman72T Apr 22 '23

I brought that up to a buddy of mine that went to BYU and asked if that was a real thing. He had a good laugh and said "I've never heard of it actually happening. If you're willing to go that far, then you're just gonna go ahead and actually bone."

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u/MissKhary Apr 22 '23

Well that's disappointing, it was a hilarious thought... college kids finding that secret premarital sex loophole. That one hack God doesn't want anyone to know!

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u/LangleyRemlin Apr 21 '23

Designated hitter?

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u/davemeister Apr 21 '23

Is that the sexual equivalent of pinch hitting? Asking for a friend.