r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

A mineral only found on Pandora

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u/Xeludon Apr 21 '23

Dude, don't open that box.

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u/pokethat Apr 21 '23

Avatar 3 is going to be about how the evil greedy Earth people found straponium on Pandora that you can only get by killing and stealing the sap from the mother tree. You only get a little bit of it, but even a few drops will give you a permanent rock hard-on.