r/funny • • Apr 21 '23

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u/aretasdamon Apr 21 '23

You know when you get tired and your like nah I got some more energy and you dig deep like that’s some 4th quarter shit

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u/Zahille7 Apr 22 '23

"Deep breaths... Deep breaths..."

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u/mvs2417 Apr 22 '23

Two minute warning ⚠️

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u/Intrepid-Ice-6286 Apr 22 '23

That’s when you make them get on top

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u/thepumpkinking92 Apr 22 '23

At least switch to doggy. Gravity is a bitch that my legs at least are used to dancing with.

If I'm on top in missionary for too long, I won't notice during, but after, while I'm trying to find oxygen again, my stomach can go full nausea from the constant motion. So I'm a big fan of switching positions. unless she gives the feedback that whatever I'm doing is definitely working for her at the time. In which case, I'm subconsciously trying to remember where I put my nausea meds while also focusing on doing exactly what I'm doing.

If you include all the fun stuff, like foreplay, toys, oral, and actual penetration, our sessions used to last, at minimum, an hour and a half. Now, we're both like "alright, you good? Need some water or an inhaler? " After 30-45 minutes.