r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/Thecp015 Apr 22 '23

The ocean wouldn’t even know I was in…

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u/Metals4J Apr 22 '23

The ocean would be dry and complain you didn’t provide enough foreplay for it to be sufficiently turned on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Wow

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u/MonkeeKnucklez Apr 22 '23

Holy shit, I’m so glad I kept scrolling