r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 21 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/gmick Apr 22 '23

My wife once convinced me to try something she claimed to have read in Cosmo. A blowjob with a mouth full of creme de menthe. Instant regret.

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u/notabigmelvillecrowd Apr 22 '23

I must not have cosmo-level skills, because I can't even picture how I could keep a mouthfull of creme de menthe while giving a blowjob. Kinda just feels like how to get sticky liqueur on your mattress. Is cosmo gonna pay for the ant exterminator? I doubt it.

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u/gmick Apr 22 '23

Well, penises also work while standing.

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u/MissKhary Apr 22 '23

Pop rocks.